“always deal to college girls back home cause when they go to college and need a plug with quality reggie bush theres always a chance to smash. this bitch go to app state NC i had to make a 2 hour drive so it better be worth my while, she end up with $200 worth in exchange for a busted up pussy, i dont even care cause im already rolling in cash i want that kittycat. Roll up, light up, fuck it. When u got the good shit these hoes do anything rt”

At most NC colleges a white girl looks like a piece of popcorn floating in chocolate, and I guess now it’s because they all go to Appalachian State University. Seriously, do black people not know how to get over the mountain? This dumb girl is so stoned she doesn’t know what to do. The guy’s cock is punching the inside of her belly button like Canelo Alvarez. And they say weed doesn’t do any long-term damage!

“met these girls out the club man this girl had a bad breakup and her friends were like ‘yo she need to get railed by a big dick’ so i said whats up, long story short i said lemme take a video and u can send it to him and she said okay but then never followed through but we still hookup time to time.”

Girls these days are rabid. They’ll see a friend have a nasty breakup and immediately shout, “you should get back at him by fucking this hung guy from the club.” What happened to a pint of ice cream and Love Actually?

“made a sex tape for our 1 year anniversary. Got a lil high and a lil buzzed n fucked all nite with that pretty lil white girl pussy n my big black donkey dick”

Congrats to this white girl for surviving one year of a cock bigger than God ever intended her to handle. I don’t think they’ll make it to two years, but if they do I can’t wait to see what happens!

“Wild ass birthday party at airbnb and my girlfriend told this girl we both know that she could try my bbc since she never had a big D before and was recently single, she was trying to swallow it but couldnt, A for effort though. To be fair we was all high af lol.”

Welp, who wants to bet that this girl’s next boyfriend is black? It really is a great effort on her part, but some things just aren’t designed to fit down a girl’s throat. I remember when I first started ordering the footlong at Subway instead of the 6 inch, and how full I was after. If she hooks up five more times though, she’ll get a free cookie.

“Met this new girl from Latvia at the Encore nightclub she was looking fine and we vibed and i took her back to my room and gave her the biggest dickdown of her life, she was tough as nails taking my dick deep it felt like i was fuckin a balloon that shit so tight, i need to take me a trip to europe stg them girls need some real dick.”

And we all thought Stalin was God’s gift to Latvia, turns out it was just this guy and his monster cock. Years of government corruption in Eastern Europe have left the people there impoverished and malnourished. The men there have been cruelly effected as evidenced by their shrinking height and diminished penis size, leaving them ill-equipped to please their fleeing women. It’s no wonder girls like this get to the U.S. and seek out the big dick experience. Let’s just hope she doesn’t try taking the Blue Line home.

“We met at a campus event at the start of the semester and hit it off. We have the same major though somehow haven’t had any courses together. This is her first relationship with a large cock, and it is taking a bit for her to adjust but she is eager to try new things, plus I’m not an asshole, like she mentioned her last partner was on the smaller side which is fine, I’m cool with taking things slow and not expecting her to be able to take it to the hilt on day one, you know? Anyway we’re looking to start an Onlyfans or Fansly soon which she’s fine with as long as she can wear the mask, will let you know.”

Like any good American citizen, I was reading Fox News the other day and came across this article:



For fans of amateur porn, this is fantastic news! Thousands of new sex tapes are about to drop online, and even if only 5% of those involve a girl taking a large penis, that’s still a significant amount of big cock content! Fuck, I love college.

“low hung n educated rap artist, 10 inches, consistently slinging dick, college life, young n hung, i got a ton more recordings if youll pay. big d spittin fire in da dorm got dat 10 inch monster girls swarm in a storm im da king of dis campus chicks runnin to me hittin up all da ladies im da campus og, my junk so big it need its own zip code yo girls see me rollin they like d you da show struttin thru da quad wit my cargo shorts low ten inch legend everybodys talkin bout my flow im like romeo but doper wit my tank top flex college girls linin up tryna be my next i aint need no game they blowin up my cell big d’s da boss makin all dem bitches yell”

This is the kind of guy who would tape a Trojan Magnum XL to the outside of his dorm door. Dude is full of himself, but I guess these girls are too. Cringey rap lyrics are fine when your dick is big enough to get charged tuition. I’d get more vids of him, but it took 30 minutes to edit out the accompanying rap video and I’ll never get that time back.

“trump my favorite prezident u kno why? non stop protest means non stop getting my big dick wet. I stg i get laid EVERY time those yt girls get out in them streets, so I figured why not start making some vids and making some easy money like a pro. I get my nut and they get dicked down deep n good so its a win win for everyone involved. This big titty bitch in love lol made her forget all about them problems”

Portland girls have a lot of important things to protest, alright? There’s a big orange man in the White House, capitalism is at an all-time high, innocent terrorists are getting shot in Gaza, and black males are unfairly burdened with large dongs between their legs. It’s good to know she’s doing her part.

“I dated this girl for about a year after meeting on tinder and on date 1 she literally asked if I had a big penis (it’s 8.5 inches). She had been with her highschool sweetheart for three years (they broke up over distance) and apparently he was lacking (she said it was like a twinkie), and she had decided that the next guy she dated needed to be hung, had dated two other guys before finally finding me. To be honest it was a little weird that she was so fixated on penis size, but it was also sexy, I had never dated a size queen before but I guess that’s what she was. We ended up breaking up because I met someone else and I didn’t want to cheat on her so I called it off. We don’t keep in touch but I heard through the grapevine that she is back with her ex, which is wild, and I still wonder sometimes if he knows what a cock-fiend she was.”

I believe this is what is referred to as a “ho phase”. This slut got big cock curious and needed to find out what it was all about. I guarantee she has never mentioned an inch of this to her less endowed boyfriend. She probably tells him his little twinkie is perfect, and that “big ones are scary”.

“lol bra i dun even go 2 this school haha my cuz go tho n dey had a 1st party of da semester, look at me cheezin lol, bra i dun forgot her name im fr lol”

You forgot her name? Chill, it’s probably Bethany or some shit like that. She won’t forgot that cock, that’s for sure. Slut gonna spend the rest of her days comparing her boyfriends to that long dong.

“I go to a university that’s well-known for its art program, even though that’s not my major. I’m a senior and for the past two years for extra cash I’ve posed as a live model for some of the art classes, sometimes nude. The thing is my penis is 9 inches long, so it’s always great to see the various looks on peoples’ faces when I step out onto the pedestal. Typically the girls are a mix of shock, curiosity, or terror while the guys always look pissed off or embarrassed. There was one other male model but he quit after I started. There are two professors who do nude models, one is a middle aged artsy fartsy bitch and the other is a perverted older hippie dude. The lady only had me model once and never again, even though there weren’t any other available male models, but the old dude keeps having me in because I think he likes to watch the faces of the young girls who have never seen a dick this big. Anyway this one freshman girl was in the class last semester and we chatted and ended up grabbing coffee later on and have been hooking up ever since. I told her we could probably make a lot of money making vids but she’s not interested unfortunately.”

Bro if my girl took an art class and some douchebag more hung than Saddam Hussein showed up as the model I’d be fucking pissed. These art girls are used to the sight of Michelangelo’s “David” for Christ’s sake, making them focus on a dong longer than Leonardo da Vinci’s beard is going to fuck with their heads too much. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

“my teammate sends us vids of these girls he hooks up with and he be fucking the hell out them. Guy has a big one aint no denying that and he be fucking these girls UP then moving on to another after like three weeks shit WILD here, he just sent us this of a girl i swear is in my gen bio class lol pray for her”

College girls are never prepped to handle dicks like this one, and the repercussions are often major. This girl is gonna get stretched silly for a few weeks then discarded, and while this lumber-cocked stud will move on quickly she will *never* recover from this kind of pussy pounding. That dick is gonna live with her the rest of her life. Damn!

“lets just say ive had my eye on her since she started at the pool this summer and it took me some work but once i slid into those dms n sent sum pics it was all over, unfortunately she done moved back now but theirs always next summer”

That’s not how you’re supposed to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Still, good job picking up a lifeguard – those sexy hoes are always playing hard to get. I guess it helps that she probably already had her eye on you since everyone knows black people can’t swim.

This has been making it’s rounds in Chinese Telegram groups. Allegedly at the start of Summer this Chinese girl took a trip to Las Vegas with her friends where she apparently not only hooked up with this massive black Chippendales dancer but filmed it as a keepsake, which was accidentally uploaded to the cloud shared with her husband back in China who immediately cancelled all her cards and her flight home, posted the video online in the Sun Ba forums calling her a “破鞋” (pòxié), meaning “broken shoes” or “worn-out shoes”, and divorced her, all in a couple of days.

But hell, at least she finally got some real D.

“crew trip to upstate new york air bnb had a nice littel house party had some dancers over and me n my nigga ran through this sexy white escort like damn son u kno that pussy was workin overtime, im a bankhead nigga i sling thick dick all day long”

That’s a solid cock, sir, and I appreciate the video and the work you and your friend put into filming this working girl stretching herself to fit it inside of her, but I have to ask bro… is your friend gay? Dude spends an awful lot of time recording cock and balls to not be gay. It’s like that one scene from Love Actually, lol.

“They say every day is a new day you got to make of it what you can. I matched this 26 years old college girl on tinder and it was clear she just needed some stress relief and she get it every other weekend. She in training right now and up to half this dick, struggling. But she gonna take it all by the time im done.”

Thanks for the inspirational words, I guess? I get it, grad school can be tough, and sometimes you just need to take your mind off of the studies by getting your organs pushed up into your throat. We wish her the best of luck.

“Dude I went to highschool with this bitch and she was a piece of shit garbage person!!! So we’re from a small town and my friend (who sent me the vid) gf was part of the bridal party for one of her friends who also happened to be friends with this slut, who apparently spent the evening getting absolutely shitfaced, and when they had the stripper at the airbnb she was way too quick to strip down, suck his dick, and get railed. She was an asbolute cunt to me in school so it’s great to see she’s learned nothing in 3 years and is a trainwreck now, and probably riddled with STDs. Fuck you bitch I’m posting this shit everywhere!”

Dude, I don’t care if she was a cunt to you in school. She’s fucking hot. I’d be mad too, lol.

“Thanks for the purchase bro. This past weekend was move-in day for my college and I’ve already fucked this girl twice. First year I was too shy so this year I’m just letting it be known that I’m hung, playing pool in the common room and casually dropping hints like how much I make selling vids and of course some of the girls get curious so I tell them straight up that yeah, I have a 10 inch cock and most girls can’t handle it, which gets in their head and makes them want to try. This year is gonna be insane lol.”

Those are some tig ol’ bitties boy I tell you what. Give her a couple months and hopefully she’ll be able to take the full 10 inches. College is all about improving yourself, right? That’s what daddy is paying for.

“Me and this sexy lil snowbunny got a kind of relationship as in we hook up and go on dates but we dont have a label on it like bf/gf but at the same time its kind of understood n i dnot even fuck around with other girls rn but neway this month she started college about 2 hrs away so i rolled up with her on the first weekend just to give her a little sumthin to remember and make a momento to keep her company when i aint there. The good news is its only 2 hrs away so i’ll prob visit often plus she done already told me she dont even think shell ever be able to have a normal relationship with another guy cause the sex just aint wouldnt be the same after my big fat dick so i aint even worried like that.”

It actually sounds like you might be a little bit worried there bruv, but you shouldn’t be, that sledgehammer of a dick will own that pussy for the rest of her life. Like imagine this girl in Anatomy 101 looking at a diagram of a standard male organ, she’s gonna lose her shit. Marry that bitch, she won’t be any good to other guys now anyway.

“Last year I was hooking up with this freshman girl (among a few others) and she was crazy about sex and my 10 inch dick. We made some videos and even made some money, but the second time we fucked I went too deep and she practically jumped out the window off my dick and holding her stomach and she went to the hospital and they told her it was posterior fornix injury which basically meant my dick filled her up a bit too much but she was fine after two weeks and some painkillers but she framed the damn paperwork from the hospital and hung that bitch up above her bed like a badge of honor and I just thought that was the craziest damn white girl shit ill ever see. Unfortunately no I dont have that video we werent recording videos then and also no unfortunately i had to drop out of college so i dunno.”

I’m not gonna lie, that sounds like something a college girl would do. No wonder she got injured, this guy was cramming in dick like it was gonna save him on shipping.

“My family moved around a lot and I moved far away now so dont even care, but i was one of three black people in my entire school my senior year and i was fed up with a bunch of shit and sent a pic of my dick in my underwear to the senior chat and it spread like wildfire and i ended up suspended for two weeks but since i said it was an accident that was it but suddenly all the white boys hated my ass and i slept with three girls over the course of the next few months til the end of summer and these were girls who wouldnt have even looked my way otherwise including this bitch who got into duke.”

Yeah man, whenever I’m in a bad mood I just send a dick pic to my coworkers and the boss gives me a promotion. I swear some of these people wouldn’t make it if they weren’t blessed with a big cock, but they’ll easily ride through life on the blown-out backs of whites girls and be just fine. Whatever happened to only the fat chics liking bbc?

“Hey I got a dig old bick for you. I got a dick probably bigger than your fucking arm and a white bitch in love with it lol fr she’s been my ride or die since 2024. Not gon lie I was in a bad spot a few years back, runnin with a gang and had a rap and college and this girl helped me turn life around. WE both go to the same college university, I’m a sports management major now and she’s in theatre, but that’s all I can tell you. When she’s big and famous acting this gonna cost extra lol.”

Big-dicked black guy is all “I’m a sports management major” like yeah dude we know, you all are. Quit managing sports and just do porn, seriously, that thing’s a damn elephant trunk. It grew so long it couldn’t keep a normal shape. It’s like he has that disease Andre the Giant had, but just for his dick. It’s about as big as her fucking calf for Christ’s sake. Theatre girls are always sluts for huge rods — facts.

“Spring break is my favorite time of year every time I go to Ft. Lauderdale I smash pussy and its EASY I wear thin trunks and when they get wet my outline becomes very noticeable then its just sit back and let them come, their curiosity will kill their cat.”

Trust me bro, we all know about the mudshark feeding frenzy that is Ft. Lauderdale Spring Break. An STD or two must be totally worth it if it means getting to have your guts rearranged by an 11 inch pool noodle. She can count her lucky stars he isn’t making her take the whole thing, since she’s clearly in a bit over her head.

“been dating her since senior prom two years back and shes come a long way but i hit the bottom at about 6 or 7 inches and it bends my dick im like Come on gurl u got 4 more inches to go but she a trooper nocap. Guarantee my privacy and i got sum more vids.”

Bottoming out at 7? Four more to go?! Bro, this girl’s body doesn’t understand numbers that high. That’s the kind of donkey dick that filled up that dragon in Shrek. Be happy you’re able to fit half of it inside a petite thing like that. I can only assume she sprained her ankle tripping over it, like come on guy.

“i think im in trouble lol me and this incoming sophomore girl are both part of different summer programs here and we hooked up at a party and she got obsessed with my size and now we hook up almost every weekend, the thing is she got like an addiction to pain or something like a masochist, like she said she likes tattoos cause of how they hurt, and she likes my dick cause it feels like shes getting kicked in the uterus lol. i mean sometimes its sexy but sometiems i just feel weird like shes hurting herself on purpose like what? Just look at these message bruh like that’s something off right like just look at the text she send? It dont really matter cause she aint got enough titties for my liking so ima break it off once the semester start”

I’d bet my life that this edgy hoe has some serious daddy issues. She might think she likes that big dick pain now, but when she turns 25 and her doctor is telling her that her reproductive organs look like main street in downtown Gaza, she can check those text message for the receipts.

“I, 32m, went on vacation with my wife, 26f, to Madagascar and I took the attached video. I’ve always been into the swinger lifestyle since college, and I got my wife into it as well (we married after she graduated college). I always like to watch, especially when there’s a guy who’s bigger than average in the mix, the thought of her taking a penis that’s larger and longer than mine just does something to me. Well we saved up for over a year for this vacation, and wanting to treat us both I arranged for a male escort and surprised her with it on day two. I had no idea he was as big as he was, probably 12 inches long and maybe even 13, and thick like a baseball bat. My wife was NOT thrilled, and it took a ton of convincing for her to go with it, and after some day drinking with the guy at the pool we finally got it on. He fucking plowed her, and I could tell she loved it, even though she then called me an asshole and spent the rest of our hard-worked vacation complaining about how I ruined the vacation with a stupid fetish. So come on, am I really an asshole for trying to give us both a memorable experience?

Edit to add – Yes, we are still together. No, she was fine. No, she didn’t develop feelings for the guy and spend the vacation with him, he was a one-day arrangement. It was Villa Ilo Majunga in Mahajanga.”

I found this 3 year post on a dead subreddit and was intrigued. The video was long gone, the account was dormant, but searching the screenname I found this guy through another forum, reached out and voilà, here it is! Through whatever means ($$$, you know it had to be $$$, right?) this cuck (not a swinger) managed to put a ring on this fine young lady, then ruined it by introducing her to Madagascar’s biggest lumber export around. I’m honestly surprised she didn’t die. Way to go, dude.

“this white girl was working at american eagle in the mall in montgomery and i was like damn she’s fine as hell and got her digits and we hung out and vibed and hooked up, she says im three times bigger than her ex and she still struggle to take it deep but we hook up everytime i visit montgomery like once a month”

They grow them different in Alabama, that’s for sure. Thank the Good Lord God that DEI is on its way out the door, but there’s a large population of girls aged 18 to 23 who’ve already been indoctrinated hard via the education system who are more than willing to wreck their vaginas for a big black donkey dick. As always, thanks Obama.

“A few years back I worked for a pretty big international company that sent me to Phnom Penh to help with a project. I was there for two years, with a little back and forth to the states. One of my Cambodian coworkers on the project was a guy around 25 years old who was a big fan of American baseball, so we hit it off and would often grab a meal and drinks after work. He would often call his wife out to join us after he got a little drunk, and we would all hang out and eventually his wife and I would have to help him back to their apartment since he couldn’t handle his alcohol well. Naturally his wife and I got close, and eventually started hooking up, with her coming back to my place for a bit after he would pass out after taking him home. My penis is quite big by American standards, as I’m usually the biggest guy in the gym, but it’s an absolute monster by Cambodian standards, so needless to say she struggled quite a bit with it. BUT, she was always determined to please, and kept coming back for more. Chan never found out, the project concluded, and now I have a nice little keepsake of my time in Asia.”

There’s a lesson somewhere here in moderation. In this case, the man’s excessive drinking led to his wife’s excessive dicking, and I do mean *excessive*. Poor Mr. Chan just wanted to talk baseball like that old man in Sandlot, he didn’t want a member of the Boston Big Cox giving her the ol’ 7th inning stretch.

“Doing pre-season camp at UNCP and there’s a tackle who will be a senior this year who is always talking about how many girls he’s fucked, which he claims is over 100. Now I have a very respectable sized penis, but this guy is truly blessed. He says it’s 11 inches erect but it’s kind of hard to fathom when you see it in the locker room flaccid and it’s already bigger than the other guys’ dicks. Anyways he’s a chill guy, talks about how he’s had something like 20 STDs in his life (nothing permanent), cracks us up, but he has several videos on his phone of him fucking girls, some of whom I even recognize from campus, that he’ll scroll through and show us. He says he’s fucked 90% of the cheer squad, which sucks because they’re all kinda hot and I’ve had my eye on a couple I was going to ask out but now it’s like I don’t want to if they’ve fucked this guy. Guy has like 100% confidence and will literally hit on every girl he talks to. The attached vid is the one he sent to our group chat of him fucking a sophomore cheerleader from last year who I will not name.”

Bro, is it too late to change teams? I’m glad he’s a chill guy and all, but you’ve got to be worried that any girl you get with on campus from here on has had that rolled-up newspaper cock stuffing their holes. Unfortunately, cheerleading has become a pipeline for girls to get their cunts ruined by hung sports players, especially girls from small hometowns who get into cheerleading because it’s practically the only extracurricular activity offered for chics when they’re young. Hell, it’s been happening since I was in college 20 years ago. Have a daughter? Don’t let her cheer.

“my nigga got a footlong dick n a fine ass bitch make me jealous. At a party he said he bout 2 go upstairs n fuck i said aint no way she handle that shit so how tf you even manage cause she a little thing he said on god she gonna take that dick n we was buzzn sumthin good i said prove it now im not gay far from it i just know how big that mf is he pulled out a tape measure once n whipped it out i said i just gottta see it to believe it he said bet n sho’ nuff now i know why she always clinging on his arm n let him get away with shit cuz i saw in her eyes she was HOOKED”

And folks say there’s no such thing as too big. You just know her insides are getting wrecked by that long fat cock. She’s holding on for dear life, and who can blame her.

“Met this hot asian girl at drake underground in toronto i think she said she was chinese but we ended up back at my hotel and she got the biggest dicking of her entire life. Before anyone comes at me I warned her in advanve that in my case the stereotype is true 10 inches worth and she said she was down but boyyyyyyyyyy bitch was hurtin lol, tightest ass pussy i ever fucked, kept hittin that bottom, look at her hold her shit at the end making sure it still in one piece (it wont). STG she had a boyfriend too cause mf kept calling and texting and some white boy face would pop up on the screen. Got her number afterward but it was a fake or she gave it to me wrong so thats that.”

Damn, someone let Xi Jinping know that Team China has lost another one. As Mike Tyson said, “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the cervix.” You can see the moments where she’s got “I’ve fucked up” written all over her face. Every girl gets a little curious about what it might be like to fuck a Pringles can, but only a few are brave enough to try it out, so kudos for this chic.

“i was hooking up with this girl at college for a year, fwb, once every week or two weeks. She just liked a big dick sometimes I guess bro like she fucking loved it. Like I hung out with her friends once and they was like so you the guy who sent her to the hospital and I was like what? Turns out she had got a cervical contusion second time we hooked up and went to the hospital for abdominal pains and hadnt even mentioned it to me she was like it was no big deal I just want that huge dick so yeah we kept hooking up. She, not me, wanted to make this video to keep for herself. We both recently graduated and she text me sometimes asking for a dick pic and I’ll send her one but she’s in the UK for some program now and dont know if we’ll ever get the chance again.”

Holy hell, this girl can take some dick! She’s riding the hell out of that monster dong and enjoying every moment, cervix be damned. Gotta wonder how she’s getting by in the good ol’ United Kingdom…

Jesus Christ, that pussy could double as the poster pic for Subway’s new sweet chili teriyaki roast beef sandwich. You can tell she’s been getting dug out by that big black hog ever since her English Lit 101 professor convinced her that fucking Detroit Lions linebackers was the most effective way to get back at her dad for voting Trump. The pink hair tells you everything you need to know about how she ended up on all fours with a future astronaut behind her doing his darndest to push that large, unwieldly slab of cockmeat into her uterus. She might come around some day, but that pussy doesn’t have a chance in hell.

“This is my girlfriend of one year, we both go to CSU and I run track, maintain a 3.0 GPA, big dick and I’m active on campus and treasurer for the Black Student Union, so of course I get my pick of hot white girls. She’s a baddie though and ever since the first time I stretched her out her entire demeanor has changed. Going to have a talk with her this upcoming semester about opening our relationship up to other girls and if she says yes then I’ll be staying with her, otherwise there’s gonna be a lot of new mouths to feed in September.”

Is a 3.0 GPA considered outstanding these days? And they tell us that DEI is dead, lol.
Usain Dolt here is gonna dump this girl if she doesn’t agree to threesomes, and sadly she’ll probably go along with it. A lot of college-aged chics get easily hypnotized by a large johnson. They get big-cock crazy, become addicted to what the dick did. This guy’s about to live his best college life ever, and I’ve never been more envious.

“mine is 12 inches long or longer depending on how u measure it so its always a struggle to find girls who can take it but i matched this lil latina girl on tinder back at the beginning of summer and we hooked up just once and now she scared to try again lol oh and obviously her ex lyin to her about being big with some small ass shit lol when she saw my dick her eyes popped out of her head”

And this is why guys don’t want to marry tinder girls. Seriously, if you have a pornstar-sized dick, get the hell off the dating apps! You’re out there ruining girls for the average Joe.

“One of the best fucks of my life n I wont even planning for it. Was in kansas city chillin n killin with some friends and this big group of yt people were there getting wasted having this bday party for that dude n there was some fine ass girls so I figured why not shoot my shot and this bitch was downbad for some big ass dick. I said I wanna get a video thinking she’s say hell nah but shit she was down for that too cause she wanted to see what it looked like from my perspective. Only downside is she dont live no where close to here.”

I don’t know what it is, but girls in breweries get so fucking horny. Maybe it’s the flights of craft beers with names like “Overtly Mechanic IPA” and “Super-rise Sweet Stout 9.5 ABV”. Either way, this chic seems to be having a great time, even though she only manages about half of his dick. Go Chiefs.

“I dated this thailand girl for a semester she was only here for spring semester and i fucked the thai curry out of her as in I stretchd that pussy out so much I feel sorry for her but I stg the first time we fucked her pussy gripped my dick so tight pulling out i thought her whole pussy was gonna come out with it but hey, biggest dick on campus that’s just what happens. I always heard asians were smart but this girl was dumb af but incredible body so i had to get some receipts for keepsaking, enjoy.”

Smart? Nah, you’re thinking East Asians. Girls like this pretty much know their lot in life, and they’re quick to sacrifice their bodies in exchange for some quality western cock. On the bright side, when she becomes a streetwalker in Pattaya, taking normal-sized penises will be a piece of cake.

“Im up here at camp Butler in Japan and the hoes here just dont learn!!! 11 inch bbc is not meant for japanese girls but ill give it to them all day when they ask or when their weird ass boyfriends ask I dont care eitherway. I record when I can. Once half my dick in im typically pounding cerbix.”

This is why Japanese guys are so adamant about sending American troops back home. Dude let his cock get too close to the Fukushima Nuclear Reactor, and now he’s doing more damage than the A-Bombs. Japanese guys have Seppuku, girls have bbc.

“I apologize, English is not my first language. I am from Uzbekistan and moved to U.S. with my parents when I was a teenager, about ten years ago. For two years, I dated an alt girl who was very attractive but had many mental issues. She was into a lot of kinks and something called bno, where black men are seen as superior and date women of other races. This was during university, around three years ago. She was beautiful and the sex was great, but sometimes she got into moods where she would sleep with black guys and say hurtful things to me. I think I stayed because she was hot, and now I see she was with me because my family has money. Sometimes she’d disappear for a weekend then come back and show me videos with some random rapper, or send me videos while she was there, or even call me on video. But the next week, she’d act normal, and things seemed fine. After two years, I had enough and broke up with her. For what you’re offering, I can send you a copy I kept on my old laptop.”

I know Uzbeks to be a proud and hardworking people, so you did the right thing by ending the relationship, and you especially did the right thing by sending me the video because this bitch is getting absolutely railed by that monster dong and it’s fantastic! You must be rich & stupid, because why the fuck would you let her get away with this shit for two years? Fucking alt girls, am I right?

“Spent the past two years getting food poisoning at Camp Humphreys but it was worth it for the pussy me and my battle would get every damn weekend. We would straight up run trains on these hoes like three or four of us then see them a couple weeks later and theyd be like “no you no you, too big” but then introduce us to their “friend”. We’d have to buy them expensive ass drinks (like $20 a drink) but then it was pretty much whatever. Glad to be back stateside by I do miss them slant pussies.”

“Korean girls really pay the ultimate price for multiculturalization. At least when the Japanese occupied them they didn’t have to worry about disproportionately sized penises causing fertility issues. No wonder there’s a population shortage.”

“i dated this sexy ass white girl in hs and we broke it off when i moved to rochester but we’ll hook up every time i come home which is like a few times a year. She’s dating this guy tyler now who i dont know but apparently its not serious enough that she wont come jump on this pole every time i come home but hey i guess thats just the privelage of being hung.”

“Someone find Tyler and pull that man out ASAP. No one deserves a girl whose mind is so fucked up from having a big dick experience that she’ll put everything on the line for a hookup. She probably tells Ty that his dick is “perfect” while fantasizing about getting railed by her well hung ex. Girls like this are for the streets, fellas, so we gotta look out for one another.”

“my bitch say my dick too big and that she wish she was dating sum yt boy so her guts wont always hurtin lol she playin tho cause she know that pussy belongs to my dick now. i get it whenever i want it and if she complain it too deep i just fuck her harder she gon learn to take sum dick”

“I hate to break it to her but no “yt boy” is gonna take her now that she’s been stretched out more than USAID’s new budget. You say she’s just playing, but you know there’s a small part of her that wonders what non-cervical-punching sex feels like. Where did she go wrong? Probably listening to too much Kendrick Lamar.”

“heres me with my fwb snowbunny I used to work with. She come over once a week to smoke and chill and fuck she’s cool af even tho she got a bf who at school he gotta be able to feel the difference with her pussy now lol”

“Fellas, you gotta keep a leash on your girls. Check their phones frequently, call their alibis, do what you need to do because you’d best believe guys like this have a sole purpose in life – to ruin pussies.”

“we are planning to start a onlyfans and make some money what u think? we are both in school in NV she studying art about to finish her sophomore year and i graduate in a couple weeks and gonna need to start making $$$ n she down to make content, was thinking something like set it up to where we live stream and people pay money to see her take more of my dick, do that work? Oh 10″ i can send measuring proof n we met here at school lemme know”

Chill dude, I’m not a fucking porn producer so I can’t answer your questions, but yes – do it. What are you thinking, $2.50 an inch? I dunno bro, that might not be enough. She’s an art major and you’re a, let me guess, sports management grad? Your broke asses are definitely gonna need to come up with something. I might be able to help, but I’m gonna need to see some more content first.

“group of us went to this place in charleston called Henry’s and this waitress was cute af and i got her number and we hung out same night had some drinks and went back to my place where i fucked the life out her. Her first time with a big dick 9 inches n thick and we fucked again in the am, now she gonna visit me in ATL got this bitch addicted”

I’ve been to Charleston once in my life and it was too fucking hot to stay longer than a day, but that said I do recall there being some super hot girls working at the bars and breweries. If she’s from Charleston you know she has ancestors that used to whip the hell out of some mandingos, just imagine her great-great-great-great granddaddy looking down from heaven and seeing this shit.

“Took this sexy white girl home after the club. She had been grinding on me and definitely felt it but wanted to come back to my spot and I was thinking ‘damn she tiny there aint no way’ and show enough lol i wont mad tho and we still had fun. ngl I felt sorry for her it was like her life flashed before her eyes but I’m a gentleman and only gave as much as she could take.”

I’m keeping in touch with this guy – dude has a legit monster cock but he’s too nice to give girls the full ride to pound town. If you ask him about his body count he has to seriously consider the girls he’s vanquished with that absolute hog. Really, what the hell did he do in his past life for God to reward him with a dick that big?

“this the only girl i ever dated who can handle my bbc like this n she a tiny white girl man stg, it never the ones you think. I dated a thic bitch from damn zimbabwe n she couldnt take it all but damn this girl where it at, just goes to show u cant judge a book by its cover.”

Just so you know, not all white girls can take a dick that looks like it was stolen from a Moai statue, so don’t go getting any ideas. The last thing we need is for all the cute chics to get ruined by donkey schlongs because freaks like this make it look easy. I mean damn, she looks like a fucking lollipop at the end of a stick.

This past weekend was Spring Break at Sunny Isles Beach in South Florida. This was one of the better snaps to come out of it. Just some hung black guy fucking the snot out of a bewildered thot and bragging about it to his friends. Will be posting more as the festivities continue into next month.

“this little thang from thai was here for the semester last year and this aint the first time we hooked up but its the first time she wanted to see if she could take the whole 11 inches and boi i fucked the shit out her she had to skip the next days classes like i could feel it pushin on shit inside her i aint never pushed on it must have been her stomach or sumthing i swear n she said look her up any time i visit thaiwan so now i gotta get a passport”

This new generation of asian girls are wild. The typical bucket list for an asian visiting the U.S. these days is:

1. See the Statue of Liberty.
2. Explore massive shopping destinations such as Target and Walmart.
3. Sample true American cuisine like 5 Guys or White Castle.
4. Get absolutely ruined by a stupidly large black cock.

This girl is clearly in way over her head – the brother is packing schlong as big as her arm and one that was certainly never meant for the petite people of “Thaiwan”, but god damn if it isn’t hot.

“I went to high school with this guy and ended up at the same university and he’s an asshole, first and foremost. He was a dick in high school but all the girls were crazy about him cause he was hung and he would flaunt it all the time by doing ridiculous shit like “leaking” dick pics to class snaps. I have no idea how he got into the same uni as me but we inevitably were part of the same big friend group who knew each other from back home and I figured it was a matter of time before he resumed his assholish ways. Sure enough after a couple of weeks the “accidental snaps” start coming in to our friend group and word gets around and yeah he gets laid a bunch and brags about it and then he starts hooking up with this one bitch who was as big of an asshole as he was, and SHE starts hanging around our friend group and constantly spews shit like “if you’re not 8+ inches why do you even bother?” and “I can never go back to white guys” and shit like that just generally putting everyone except this guy down. Well he “leaks” this sextape they made and she was pissed but not as much as she ought to have been but then someone in our group (it was not me though I wish it was) sent it to her family back home and they came and got her and her shit her dad was yelling at her in the residential common room and it was the best day of my life so far. Fast forward a bit and we never see her again, and the asshole dude gets put on academic probation for 2nd semester (because apparently he did jack shit the entire first semester except fuck girls) and dropped out after 2 weeks. That was a couple months ago and life is better now, for sure.”

I’d love to see the reports on campus-wide STDs after this guy dropped out, cause I’m sure they plummeted. Dude was pulling overtime with his dick in college, dripping that honey stick all over campus, but papa bear couldn’t sit idly by while his daughter got dug out by bbc day after day and had to put a stop to it. Would love to see the vid of the dad rolling in to light that slut up, I bet that shit was hilarious!