“waitress from the damn chilis i thought she was cute and got her insta and we texted and i dropped the big D pic and that was all she wrote. It a numbers game boys u just gotta shoot your shot nonstop and they will bite”

If there’s one thing I know it’s that Chili’s waitresses are obsessed with black guys, so this guy was already coming into this with an advantage. Talking about “it’s a numbers game” like the size of his dick has nothing to do with it. If I had a huge cock I’d be eating at Chili’s too, but until there are some major advancements in penile surgery, I’ll stick with Outback.

Big dick dipshit snapped himself stretching out some dumb young slut and got his shit leaked almost immediately. I’d feel bad for her but come on, if she’s dumb enough to believe a guy when he says he’s filming “just for his personal records” then there’s no hope for her. I do feel bad for that cervix though, shit must be pushing up into her lungs at this point.

“Do what you want with this I’m drunk, she’s a bitch and I live in fucking Mongolia they don’t even watch porn here and this bitch is dumb as rocks lollll. She tiny as fuck I swear I’m only 9 inches which yeah I know is big but it looks fucking huge next to her lol she says BIG COKE all the time and its fucking hilarious she dont speak english for shit which is bad cause i was supposed to be teaching her. Anyway its 2am here and i have work int he morning so fuck her, fuck you, and goodnight.”

Oof, not going to be any regrets about this are there? To be fair this came in about a month ago during Lunar New Year and I imagine there was some traditional holiday stress-fuckery about. I emailed back for more info but got nothing, so I’ll just assume they kissed and made up. Not like she could go back to tiny Genghis Khocks again anyway after having been with that log of a hog.

“Back when I was an RA they explicitly told us we were not allowed to date students in our dorms but my junior year this hot 2nd gen brazilian girl was a freshman on my floor and we hit it off. Her parents had just migrated here before she was born so she was still very much brazilian but had only been with one other dude who she said was the size of a thumb so she was wowed by how big I am (10 inches legit and measured). We dated for over 2 years and I even went to her family’s house for Acao de Gracas Day which was awkward because her shitty little brother pulled the magnum xl condom wrapper out of her trash and asked her parents like “what’s this?” like he didn’t know and I have no idea what was said exactly but it was really awkward. Unfortunately she started putting on weight throughout the 2nd year of dating and I had to take a deep look at what I wanted out of the relationship and i just cant with chubby girls so I ended it (she had put on about 50 lbs and didn’t see a problem with it because yes we discussed it). She was objectively probably the hottest girl I’ve ever been with but only during that first year.”

Got damn she had a cute ass! It’s a shame it was ruined by what I assume is all the fatty foods on campus these days. Thank God we have RFK Jr. flipping that food pyramid upside down these days to help keep hot girls hot. Looks like she really loved that big dick, too.

“dont even ask me what her name was lol so basically i was that nigga who into anime n shit, nigaruto, niggachu, i heard it all but they had these events like in raleigh n every girl there would wanna chat me up n i would get laid sometimes twice in a day, found this from 2012 on my old canon powershot and gotta wander where she at today”

Bro “niggachu” is too much! 😂 Being black at an anime convention is like being tall in Laos, the rarity of it adds so much extra value that it’s easy to get your dick wet. This sexy weeb wanted her some Dragonball XXL and One Pieceofshit here delivered. Niggachu lol, I just can’t.

College footballer downloaded the wrong copy of TheBlindSide_FULL_HD.mp4 from Limewire and now Sanjay Patel has all his sex vids. To be fair, you can’t expect him to think too far ahead since his dick ends up with a lot of the blood meant for his brain. At least this girl now knows what it’s like to try to swallow a soda bottle.

Ya’ll gotta stop plugging your phones into school networks. Here’s one out of UCLA of some asian girl getting split in half by her monstrously huge black boyfriend. Thank the good Lord he is taking it easy on her. Why does God give the tiniest girls the biggest challenges?🤔

“random hookup after clubbinb in new orlens during mardigras i asked her if she could handle a big d but obviously it was a bit too big for her but we still had fun n got our nut”

And here I thought Shia LaBeouf was the biggest dick at Mardis Gras. This looks like someone trying to stuff a loaf of bread into a water hose.

ORIGINALLY TAKEN FROM THE SDP (small dick problems) REDDIT:

“We went on a big group spring break trip (about 10 of us total) and this one asshole who I’ve never liked brought his super cute new freshman girlfriend and she was super cool and nice and perfect but he was an absolute dick, constantly bringing up his penis size like asking the alexa what the average penis size was or like referencing it during games like in cards against humanity and you could tell she didn’t really like it but then on day 2 he airdropped several videos of him fucking her the previous night then claimed it was an accident (which is bullshit), and she was embarrassed and pissed but by afternoon he had charmed his way back into her good graces and it was like it never happened which honestly sucks because she deserves better than to be treated like that. I actually got to know her pretty well during the trip like we would talk about books we liked and movies and we had a lot in common but then I’d just think about those fucking airdrops and feel like shit because it was obvious she was into his large dick or whatever and due to my own circumstances it would make me depressed and I just wanted to wander out into the ocean but I’m too much of a coward for that so yeah, shit sucks and that’s life. Oh I later learned that apparently captain asshole was trying to get a couple of other girls on our trip to join them and that’s why he airdropped the vids but they didnt go for it.”

I don’t have much to say about this except it sucks when the girl you like is getting her insides restructured by a guy who will probably never have a bad day in his life. If you’re in the same boat as this poor sap, just know that there are girls out there who don’t care about penis size. I mean, not this girl, clearly, but other girls for sure.

“dated this crazy bitch my junior year she worked at the cafe in the UC n we made several vids and was gonna start a OF and she could take some big dick better than some of the big black hoes i fucked with but then she got like some mental issues and what not and was on all sorts of medications and bipolar shit and i was like nah i cant deal with all that shit right now n last i heard she was back living with her parents. Got a new girl now and we gonna start selling content soon check out our upcoming OF 11inches4bri“

Bro got blessed with a Trenta-sized cock and literally fucked this girl crazy. Honestly though, he should have known she had mental issues from the start if she was willing to impale herself on an 11 inch flagpole. She’s both in over her head and yet at the same time obviously obsessed with how big it is – college is crazy.

“met this pyt at a party my junior year when she had just broke up with her boyfriend and she got obsessed with my bbc ended up being my fwb for 2 years we used to fuck every week she fucking worshipped it but struggled like hell but the hardest part was keeping it a secret from my gf 😂”

Her ex should have known better than to let her go to a college party after a breakup. Too late for her now, once you’ve had a king sized Snickers the small ones just don’t fill you up.

“my cousin plays ball at WSU and sends me vids of his hookups. Now I have a big cock myself but my cuz is fr packing 12 inches and I have never seen a girl take it all the way. He said this big tittied bitch would only let him use half his dick lol. I told him he need to do porn fr.“

Honestly I’m a bit mad that there are guys out there with 12 inch footlong dicks reshaping girls’ world views on penis size. Like what happens next here? She’s bottoming out at half so no way this is gonna be long term, then she’s back out on the dating market having been stretched out by Subway’s new spokesperson. Damn.

“used to fuck wit this yt hoe who went to stockton university ok we dated a bit and she loved this big dick but i moved to boston so we broke it off n honestly not worth it to fly her out when there are plenty of girls here but she still hits me up sometimes reminiscing cause she cant find anyone like me to fill her up”

Yet another classic tale of “girl gets biggest dicking of her life and never recovers”. And Stockton has a university? I can’t imagine…

“watch me fuck this korean girl with my cock that’s bigger than her arm. Met at a club and we hooked up almost every weekend for a year. We ain’t date, do dinners, movies, nothing, she just wanted to get deep fucked all the time. Enjoy.”

I’m pretty sure her ancestors didn’t survive Chinese hordes, Japanese imperialism, and the god damn Korean War just for her to end up having a death wish for her uterus. Welp, no going back now.

This one comes out of the University of Georgia where this dumb young college girl gets the absolute shit fucked out of her by her boyfriend, who I can only assume is studying to be a doctor. Imagine having to take a dick like that and still go to classes.

Sorry for the long break. Got a huge collection of hacked phone videos I’ll be releasing over the next few weeks. This one has some young Colombian college girl getting absolutely ruined by some 10.5 inch white pony studying abroad in Bogota. It looks like she can take about 8 inches of that hog before it bottoms out like the Iranian Rial.

“we just started spring semester and our dumbfuck RA sent a sex clip of her riding her bf to her announcement discord. I’m pretty sure she was drunk, and she’s definitely not supposed to have her bf spending the night, and she deleted that shit INSTANTLY but me and at least a few others already grabbed it and someone sent it to the RD and as of this week she’s GONE. She was a bitch though and wrote me and my friends up for dumb shit.”

Lol this stupid slut got fucked by Buster Bronco himself (Boise mascot), then in a dick daze shot off the video to everyone on the floor. The bbc literally made her stupid. At least now folks can study in peace.

“hung bilingual white boy here, I work for a very big and well known tech company and did a one year stint in Columbia in 2025, mostly working out of Medellin. They hired this cute girl on about halfway through as a sort of secretary (we got a lot of walk-ins even though that wasn’t our purpose), and we hit it off and would hang out, smoke weed, drink guaro, and of course fuck. She was fascinated with how big I was, and called me “mi vergote” which basically means “my huge dick”, and even after several months couldn’t fit the full length (like literally could not, I could feel her absolute limit at about 8 inches and it would not go in further). She wanted to stay together or come back with me to the U.S. but to be honest it was obvious she had been run through by the AGC or some other gang and I’m just not about that baggage. Great lay though, made my time there 100% worth it.”

Dude has a dick so big it had to be smuggled across the border. Girl is obviously addicted to BWC, and I’m not talking about Beautiful White Cocaine here. Don’t worry bro, she’ll be able to sneak in once the next Democrat is elected.

“matched this pretty yt thing on tinder and hit on the 2nd date. I knew she was dtf when after teh first date we was texting and she got the big dick pic and didnt ghost. you can have this one free but if you want the full vid where i turn her over and try to push it all the way in and she screams to tap out it will cost.”

What can I say, at least this girl didn’t put out after the first date. And sorry bud, but no one is gonna drop $100 on a vid these days. You’d just use that money to hollow out some other poor girl anyway.

“Bar I work at hired this girl to bartend and we hooked up on several occasions. Having a true bbc has been a lifelong challenge since 90% of girls can’t fit it since it has about a 8 inch girth. Go try to fit yo mouth around a coke can and you’ll get the idea. Anyway she got obsessed with it, begged to get stretched out, etc i dont know what was wrong with her but it was heaven for 6 months then bitch got fired for stealing tips supposed to be shared with boh.”

Christ that pussy is stretched wider than Sunday’s score between the Seahawks and 49ers. Imagine wanting to get impaled by a friggin’ utility pole so bad you beg for it. Getting fired for pocketing tips? She’s clearly fucked in the head – guaranteed absent father syndrome.

“Was with this bitch for a year when she was 19 she still lived with her parents who would leave every other weekend to stay at their lake property and id come over and fuck the shit out her in her parents room since her room upstairs was next to her little brothers and we didnt want him to hear her getting her guts pounded that be fucked up but then id play cod with him after and he was none the wiser”

Come on now, little man definitely knew his sis was getting tore up by a bbc, he just needed a second player to help get past that S.O.G. mission in co-op.

“I been fucking this girl for 5 months nonstop, she cant keep my big dick out her mouth. Enjoy this one 4 free cause we gonna launch a onlyfans soon and charge $20 a pop”

Hopefully if they do start an Onlyfans, the dude has enough blood in his body by then to fill his penis all the way. Right now it’s looking like one of those balloon animal balloons clowns use. My guy needs some vitamin B12 stat!

“This was my ultimate fantasy come true for my 30th birthday. My wife and I went down to Gatlinburg TN to celebrate. We have always been experimental in the bedroom, especially with size play. We incorporate several large toys like the dildos from Veatrylove which are all over 10 inches long and thicker than a coke can. I am just average down there so it’s always been great to be able to stretch my wife out and I’ve always wanted to find a guy we could trust who had a big one to give her since I know she’d love it as well. This gentleman was everything we wanted, was respectful, fit, and had a legitimate footlong penis that was super thick (I was actually in disbelief lol). We actually found him in Craiglist, which I know you’ll probably joke about but it worked. As you can see we thoroughly enjoyed our time and made a special memory I’ll cherish forever.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t wrap my head around this sort of mindset. It’s one thing for girls to foolishly seek out guys who are horse hung because let’s face it – the media metaphorically forces that lifestyle down their throats. It’s another thing for boyfriends and husbands to embrace having their significant others get wrecked by monstrous dongs, and yeah, I just don’t get it.

“Used to be in a relationship with this dumb girl from philipines who i swear had the iq of a rock but she could take dick better than most black girls. Her parents were racists pieces of shit though and im sure they could imagine their daughter was getting fucked silly by a 9.5 inch black cock and it pissed them off lol”

The proud people of the Philippines are noble and kind, I’m sure the parents weren’t upset at the color of your skin, but probably the fact that after her guts took a pounding like that on the regular she’d have no chance of finding a suitable Filipino husband. Even Manny Pacquiao wouldn’t be able to knock that pussy out.

“caught this on valentiens 2025 my gurl love this big dick look at her toes curl with them orgasms she just turn 20 this past year n i been hittin it for a year she told me she scared to break up cause her pussy molded to me ngl”

Give it a few years and she’ll either be a black baby meme on Tinder looking to “settle down” or she’ll be dating a Fred from Scooby Doo and keeping this relationship a secret while telling him her vagina is “naturally deep”. But for now, it looks like she really is enjoying that cervix-pounding so good on her.
Also, Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

“thank you for the purchase and for $100 I can get you six more videos but the quality is not great but here are the details you asked for she used to work the reception desk at planet fitness over summer and i thought she look cute n asked her out so we end up hooking up several times before she moved to wherever she was small but she could take dick like nobodys business last i checked it was ten and a half long and thick like a shaving cream”

Don’t get your hopes up, his other videos were all with fat girls so I declined to obtain them. This little bitch on the other hand was just right. It’s hard to come across big black cocks fucking sexy black girls, probably because when a black man is 8+ inches they just upgrade to snowbunnies. There’s a large swath of the black male population we never see who have tiny peckers and are stuck with the fat black women no one else wants – that’s why they’re so angry.

“used to work at damn pizza hut with this girl n we still hookup every time i come home. she has basically told me that i can hit any time irregardless of whether she is seeing someone or not the big dick trumps it all and so far its been true a few months ago when we made this vid which was her idea she was seeing some guy in one of her classes and it didnt matter she told him she was feeling sick and hooked up with me instead and now she single again n we gonan fuck this weekend.”

Jake Paul isn’t the only one willing to break his jaw taking on a big black monster. The fact that this guy gets a free pass to fuck any time just because his dick can go deeper than the OceanGate Titan sub means she’s already cooked. You can think Hollywood and western media for glorifying these mismatches and planting the seeds of BBC in white girls’ minds.

“I had big dick problems all my life, but every now and then I’d find a girl who loved getting dicked down by my 9 inch cock like this girl I dated for a year in college. When I met her she was one of those “size don’t matter” types until we hooked up and it changed her whole worldview. I used to fuck the shit out of her almost every day! Some of my best memories!”

You have to wonder how many girls would do great things in college were it not for big dicked assholes fucking them stupid. Like this girl could have been studying to be a doctor, but a constant dicking like this one means she’d need to switch to an easier major, something requiring less concentration (nursing, or communications). Oh well.

“I have a very big thick 10 inches dick and am looking to make and sell content. I was a wide receiver for alabama for two years so I am fit as well. Attached is a small sample of what I have to offer this was my girlfriend for a few months she was a freshman with a tight little latina pussy made the RA come with noise complains lol and there is plenty more where this came from. Thank you.”

Roll Tide! This poor girl will never be able to look at a footlong subway sub the same way again. She got her pussy wrecked, but come on, she had to know what she was getting into when she started dating a black football player from Alabama.

“I make a trip to Japan every year for fun and to DJ at a few clubs in Shibuya and it’s legit. The girls are sexy af and they like black skin (the young ones do not the old racist fucks) but it’s hard to hookup on account of my size (10 inch) but thankfully there’s always callgirls and though a lot of callgirl companies wont send girls to the room if you’re black there’s always one that will it just takes some time to find one and once they’re in there’s really no leaving until you’ve had your fun.”

Wow, another thick-dicked black man discovers the loophole for fucking tiny Japanese girls – $$$. It’s a win for everyone, right? Her company gets paid, she gets to use her affordable healthcare at the OBGYN the next day and you get to feel what it’s like to get your dick squeezed tighter than a rubberband on a watermelon. Good job!

“this former coworker bitchass promised me a certain amount of sth in exchange for having his girl fucked deep by my 9 inch bbc and recorded so he could sell that shit or sth but then his bitchass didnt follow through on payment which means i own the rights to the vid so now ima sell that shit, tbh it was probably the best fuck of her life so a win win for us and he can go fuck himself”

STEP 1: promise some hung black guy drugs in exchange for fucking your hot girlfriend on camera
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: Profit!

Some guys don’t think things through.

“A guy who went to the same highschool with my gf (and who barely knew her) randomly sent her this vid of him fucking some poor girl and was like “wyd right now” and of course she came straight to me and we actually had a good laugh at it and she blocked him but seriously dude wtf? Who tries to hook up with a girl by sending her a video of you fucking someone else??? Yeah he’s got a big dick so what, apparently he’s a fucking idiot. And to the poor girl in the video well I hope you know he’s sending it to people he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years.”

Christ, how do you even survive a dicking like that? A bruised cervix is the minimum amount of damage here, we’re talking bruised stomach, spleen, lungs, etc.! Also, you sure he barely knew your girl? I’d be asking some questions, that’s all.

“We first met a couple years back at college and she was like “wow that is a HUGE dick!” but she liked how it hurt a little (she was one of those kinky girls who liked pain and shit) and we just hooked up occasionally whenever we were at the same party and what not and I felt like fucking and the video was her idea for a keepsake. EDIT: oh sorry it’s 10 inches and she’s 21yo in the video”

Between the tattoos and the joy she gets from having her cervix pressed into her stomach, you just know her dad is so far out of the picture he’s basically a ghost who owes backpay on child support.“

“sorry whtie boys yall gonna have to take another one for the team because this little thang is SPENT. Been with her for a year and she still runnin’, she love it though and says she can never go back to normal dick lol”

Keep her. I mean, when you’re right you’re right, yeah? Just looking at the way she worships that dick means the 99% of guys without donkey dicks won’t stand a chance. We wish her the best of luck!

“yoooooo this dumb bitch fucked both my friends in exchange for about a months worth of kush like wtf brooo lol she was on sumthin stg i would have joined but i dont want no std lol”

When M.A.D. told me that pot was bad for health, I thought they were overreacting – I had no idea that a little weed could result in someone’s uterine wall getting perforated. How the hell did she survive this?!

“hooked up with a coworker over summer break she was a cashier at trader joes n i was a stocker we hit it off and would smoke n chill after work. Needed to keep a record for my collection of her taking this pipe. Back in ATL atm but we still txt from time 2 time n ill hit it again when im back in spartanburg next summer. Any girls in ATL tryna fuck wit a bbc hit me up 864-***-****”

Bro getting that Trader Joe pussy but still living that Walmart Supercenter life with those hand-me-down TVs and fucking NO SHEET on the mattress. The only big dick I’ve ever had to suck belonged to the IRS so I’m no expert, but damn – this girl is constantly having to come up for air like she’s diving for pennies in a public pool.

“Me in 2020 just before Covid hit and fucked everything up fucking the stars and stripes out this cute pv3 in Fayettenam NC. Met her at a barracks party and whipped my footlong out on a dare and she fell in love but she still couldnt handle it for shit, it was fun though and she even got put on a pt waiver cause of abdominal pain. no clue where she at now cause my insta got hacked but i got out end of 2020 and moved back to CO so who knows, probably found some other big dick nigga to squeeze.”

First off, thank you for your service. Cramming a big slab of meat into a container too small to handle it is a tough and brave job, and you should be commended for your tireless efforts. And yeah, Covid sucked, but it probably beat having her insides repositioned by an XXL summer sausage from Food Lion. Hoo-ah!

“I was content manager for a lot of Eurasian couples (mostly Eastern Bloc or Russian) back when there were 100 camsites and before Onlyfans came and cornered the market. I still have literally thousands of screencaptures from the various couples I managed, and most of it is honestly pretty boring, but every now and then the girl would be particularly gorgeous or the guy would be insanely hung, and in the best cases both, like with these two from Belarus. I won’t give names and unfortunately nothing else from them as I’m pretty sure they broke up soon after they did this recording. Cheers.”

It looks like this guy’s cock got too close to Chernobyl. Hell, it looks like her tig ol’ bitties did, too! It’s a shame there isn’t more, but for the sake of her organs it’s probably best they split.

“my cousin has one of them mandingo dicks and he send me shit like this all the time i dont even know where he finds these girls cause last month it was some mexican bitch now he got this skinny white bitch its funny tho.“

Yeah, that’s a few too many inches of dick for her. This is why you’re not supposed to go shopping when you’re hungry. She got the Starbucks 20oz venti when really she just needed the 8oz short. Oh well, thots gonna thot, sending prayers.

“Sexy yt girl I picked up at a club in DC, I told her I was horse hung and she was all for it and damn if she won’t, I was actually surprised cause she rode that dick all the way down deep, I was expecting maybe a little piece but got the whole damn cake. She was cool as hell too and from Richmond said to let her know if I was ever back in the area cause it was the best dick she’d ever had.”

Holy cranberry sauce, that pussy is getting worked! She must be fucking herself with a damn baseball bat every day to be able to take a huge dick like that. That pussy has training! Imagine someone average trying to please her, lol.

“a fun little video i made with my my big black cock and my sexy ass girl, what can i say that pussy belong to me now. she a junior at college n we met when i was still a student there. 12 inches all up in her guts, not in this vid but when i do everybody knows it.”

I know huge cocks like this are not as common as they may seem, but I still get so fucking angry at how many absolutely monstrous, slap in the face of God, horse-sized cocks there are out there just fucking the shit out of hot girls on the reg.

“I’m currently living abroad just outside Seoul, and this girl has become obsessed with my cock. To be fair, it is a very sizable dong, I am very blessed in that department. She was scared at first (literally ran out of the hotel room i had), but eventually came around (highballs helped). Now she begs to get fucked every weekend, and I have to balance her, another girl, AND my actual girlfriend, AND I’m leaving in three months and haven’t told any of them yet. Life is good!”

Korea has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, and it’s probably because they lose so many of their girls to big-dicked westerners who have little regard for their smaller frames. She’s fucking done. There’s no going back after a railing like this.

“Thank you yes she is 18 she is my gf and we made this vid to see what it was like and if it got any traction so to speak so we can decide if we want to do this fulltime. This was at her parents place so excuse the poor decor look like an old lady bed but ima get my own place soon and have a better setup hence this was just a testrun. I am 10 inches hard, reciepts attached. Thank you.”

Don’t thank me bro, thank the Good Lord God for blessing you with a package big enough for Amazon to charge double to deliver. Poor girl is 18 and her pussy is already busted up more than my crypto portfolio right now. Someone please pray for this new generation cause they need it.

“my sexy 20yo snowbunny workin hard to take my thick bbc but she can only handle half right now but give it a few months n ill be poking out her belly button, follow me @yungniggahung20 ima post more shit”

At some point this dumb slut should stop asking “how” to fit more dick and start asking “why”. Maybe she wants to be stretched out further than the plot of the latest Fast and Furious movie? Maybe she wants to know what being a corndog feels like? All we know is she’s chosen her lot in life.

“throwback to 2015 when I was dating this cute 95lb korean kindergarten teacher while teaching there post college. she wold call it her big size kimbap and would do shots of soju just so she could take it better. I left after a year to pursue my actual career but i do look back sometimes and miss those nights and wonder what she’s up to these days.”

Teaching ESL in Korea is a double-edged sword. On one hand the pay is low and there really is no career growth possible. On the other hand, your dick will stay wet with pussy since the girls there are eager to experiment with dicks bigger that are actually than their lipstick tubes (average erect Korean penis is just over 4″). Having an average cock in Korea makes you a top-tier sex magnet; having an actual big dick means you’re a fucking God with an absolute mandate to ruin their pussies.

“At Fort Huachuca in AZ last summer for my AIT after basic, once a month we’d get a weekend pass and snatch a hotel room to party/crash in. Got this gem on a nannycam, without doubt the biggest cock I’ve ever seen on my buddy pounding the shit out this drunk pv2 mixed bitch. You could see his dick hit the back of her pussy and bend when it was only halfway in. I got some action too. She got chaptered out after getting recycled then failing out again, mostly for being a shitbag soldier and she slept around like crazy. Some of the best nights of my life, I miss Sierra Vista.”

Girls like this join the army because they (somehow) fail out of their community college nursing program. They’re always brainless, and they’re *always* sluts. Usually they’re ugly as sin, but on occasion you can find a dime like this one. She probably got kicked out because it’s hard to do a 2-mile run when your lung has been punctured from the underside. Hoo-ah!

“I work in Batroun in a well-off contract position and am seeing this girl off and on (mostly on) she was actually part of a friend group of a couple girls I knew from some nightclubs I was sleeping with and then one night we hooked up and suffice to say it was her first time with a sizable cock and she hated it lol, her friends had tried to warn her and she didn’t believe them and was curious but anyway things got better though she’s still so sore after we fuck that she says she hates it and jokes about breaking up (mostly jokes). I will say it is the tightest pussy I’ve ever fucked and she still struggles and it’s been 6 months. I measure 9 inches.”

The fact that there are still hot chics in Lebanon, after all the shit they went through, is incredible. I didn’t even know they had nightclubs, but Chat GPT says Batroun is a popular tourist destination full of young dumb sluts in clubs. If she hates that big dick so much, she must really love your wallet (and I know you must be rich cause how else could you pull chics with such a horrendous looking body?).

“I was sleeping with this young woman from Pakistan for two years, best lay of my life, she would take it all the way to the hilt without complaint and she had the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen in my life. Sadly we broke up when her visa expired and her parents will not let her return.”

Fucking the hottest girl Pakistan has to offer with a cock built like a light pole makes up for how they hid Osama for all those years. When people say “Some guys have all the luck” they’re clearly referring to this son of a bitch right here. Good golly those tits.

“Hey, 11 inches here and a student at UCLA. Don’t let anyone tell you asian girls don’t like big ones because they fucking love them! I’ve never had an asian girl turn me down because of my size (can’t say the same for other girls). Plus they tend to do whatever it takes to please you, which means really pushing themselves to take as much as they possible can. 50% of the girls I hook up with are asian, and I have three more vids with more to come.”

Asian parents work hard their entire lives, dedicating every waking moment to making sure their offspring get to go to a good American university like UCLA, only for their daughters to end up on the losing end of a huge cock like this one. At least they’re better off than the sons, who wind up as incels who name themselves weird shit like “Question Mark”.

“yo you ever see a girls belly button do this? lol i must got a big dick or something haha i didnt know a footlong was a problem. btw this was a few yars back but we hooked up after every post game party even tho she had some guy back in her home town she couldnt resist the call of the big black dong, best years of my life, if id had known i would have done an onlyfnas”

I’m guessing you fulfilled your dream of becoming an astronaut and that’s why Onlyfans is off the table? This spirit squad size queen certainly fulfilled something in her uterus – a dick shouldn’t go that deep and the Good Lord knows it. Digging too deep is what got the dwarves in The Hobbit in trouble, we should all know better by now.