“we just started spring semester and our dumbfuck RA sent a sex clip of her riding her bf to her announcement discord. I’m pretty sure she was drunk, and she’s definitely not supposed to have her bf spending the night, and she deleted that shit INSTANTLY but me and at least a few others already grabbed it and someone sent it to the RD and as of this week she’s GONE. She was a bitch though and wrote me and my friends up for dumb shit.”
Lol this stupid slut got fucked by Buster Bronco himself (Boise mascot), then in a dick daze shot off the video to everyone on the floor. The bbc literally made her stupid. At least now folks can study in peace.
“hung bilingual white boy here, I work for a very big and well known tech company and did a one year stint in Columbia in 2025, mostly working out of Medellin. They hired this cute girl on about halfway through as a sort of secretary (we got a lot of walk-ins even though that wasn’t our purpose), and we hit it off and would hang out, smoke weed, drink guaro, and of course fuck. She was fascinated with how big I was, and called me “mi vergote” which basically means “my huge dick”, and even after several months couldn’t fit the full length (like literally could not, I could feel her absolute limit at about 8 inches and it would not go in further). She wanted to stay together or come back with me to the U.S. but to be honest it was obvious she had been run through by the AGC or some other gang and I’m just not about that baggage. Great lay though, made my time there 100% worth it.”
Dude has a dick so big it had to be smuggled across the border. Girl is obviously addicted to BWC, and I’m not talking about Beautiful White Cocaine here. Don’t worry bro, she’ll be able to sneak in once the next Democrat is elected.
“matched this pretty yt thing on tinder and hit on the 2nd date. I knew she was dtf when after teh first date we was texting and she got the big dick pic and didnt ghost. you can have this one free but if you want the full vid where i turn her over and try to push it all the way in and she screams to tap out it will cost.”
What can I say, at least this girl didn’t put out after the first date. And sorry bud, but no one is gonna drop $100 on a vid these days. You’d just use that money to hollow out some other poor girl anyway.
“Bar I work at hired this girl to bartend and we hooked up on several occasions. Having a true bbc has been a lifelong challenge since 90% of girls can’t fit it since it has about a 8 inch girth. Go try to fit yo mouth around a coke can and you’ll get the idea. Anyway she got obsessed with it, begged to get stretched out, etc i dont know what was wrong with her but it was heaven for 6 months then bitch got fired for stealing tips supposed to be shared with boh.”
Christ that pussy is stretched wider than Sunday’s score between the Seahawks and 49ers. Imagine wanting to get impaled by a friggin’ utility pole so bad you beg for it. Getting fired for pocketing tips? She’s clearly fucked in the head – guaranteed absent father syndrome.
“Was with this bitch for a year when she was 19 she still lived with her parents who would leave every other weekend to stay at their lake property and id come over and fuck the shit out her in her parents room since her room upstairs was next to her little brothers and we didnt want him to hear her getting her guts pounded that be fucked up but then id play cod with him after and he was none the wiser”
Come on now, little man definitely knew his sis was getting tore up by a bbc, he just needed a second player to help get past that S.O.G. mission in co-op.
“I been fucking this girl for 5 months nonstop, she cant keep my big dick out her mouth. Enjoy this one 4 free cause we gonna launch a onlyfans soon and charge $20 a pop”
Hopefully if they do start an Onlyfans, the dude has enough blood in his body by then to fill his penis all the way. Right now it’s looking like one of those balloon animal balloons clowns use. My guy needs some vitamin B12 stat!
“This was my ultimate fantasy come true for my 30th birthday. My wife and I went down to Gatlinburg TN to celebrate. We have always been experimental in the bedroom, especially with size play. We incorporate several large toys like the dildos from Veatrylove which are all over 10 inches long and thicker than a coke can. I am just average down there so it’s always been great to be able to stretch my wife out and I’ve always wanted to find a guy we could trust who had a big one to give her since I know she’d love it as well. This gentleman was everything we wanted, was respectful, fit, and had a legitimate footlong penis that was super thick (I was actually in disbelief lol). We actually found him in Craiglist, which I know you’ll probably joke about but it worked. As you can see we thoroughly enjoyed our time and made a special memory I’ll cherish forever.”
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t wrap my head around this sort of mindset. It’s one thing for girls to foolishly seek out guys who are horse hung because let’s face it – the media metaphorically forces that lifestyle down their throats. It’s another thing for boyfriends and husbands to embrace having their significant others get wrecked by monstrous dongs, and yeah, I just don’t get it.
“Used to be in a relationship with this dumb girl from philipines who i swear had the iq of a rock but she could take dick better than most black girls. Her parents were racists pieces of shit though and im sure they could imagine their daughter was getting fucked silly by a 9.5 inch black cock and it pissed them off lol”
The proud people of the Philippines are noble and kind, I’m sure the parents weren’t upset at the color of your skin, but probably the fact that after her guts took a pounding like that on the regular she’d have no chance of finding a suitable Filipino husband. Even Manny Pacquiao wouldn’t be able to knock that pussy out.
“caught this on valentiens 2025 my gurl love this big dick look at her toes curl with them orgasms she just turn 20 this past year n i been hittin it for a year she told me she scared to break up cause her pussy molded to me ngl”
Give it a few years and she’ll either be a black baby meme on Tinder looking to “settle down” or she’ll be dating a Fred from Scooby Doo and keeping this relationship a secret while telling him her vagina is “naturally deep”. But for now, it looks like she really is enjoying that cervix-pounding so good on her. Also, Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
“thank you for the purchase and for $100 I can get you six more videos but the quality is not great but here are the details you asked for she used to work the reception desk at planet fitness over summer and i thought she look cute n asked her out so we end up hooking up several times before she moved to wherever she was small but she could take dick like nobodys business last i checked it was ten and a half long and thick like a shaving cream”
Don’t get your hopes up, his other videos were all with fat girls so I declined to obtain them. This little bitch on the other hand was just right. It’s hard to come across big black cocks fucking sexy black girls, probably because when a black man is 8+ inches they just upgrade to snowbunnies. There’s a large swath of the black male population we never see who have tiny peckers and are stuck with the fat black women no one else wants – that’s why they’re so angry.
“used to work at damn pizza hut with this girl n we still hookup every time i come home. she has basically told me that i can hit any time irregardless of whether she is seeing someone or not the big dick trumps it all and so far its been true a few months ago when we made this vid which was her idea she was seeing some guy in one of her classes and it didnt matter she told him she was feeling sick and hooked up with me instead and now she single again n we gonan fuck this weekend.”
Jake Paul isn’t the only one willing to break his jaw taking on a big black monster. The fact that this guy gets a free pass to fuck any time just because his dick can go deeper than the OceanGate Titan sub means she’s already cooked. You can think Hollywood and western media for glorifying these mismatches and planting the seeds of BBC in white girls’ minds.
“I had big dick problems all my life, but every now and then I’d find a girl who loved getting dicked down by my 9 inch cock like this girl I dated for a year in college. When I met her she was one of those “size don’t matter” types until we hooked up and it changed her whole worldview. I used to fuck the shit out of her almost every day! Some of my best memories!”
You have to wonder how many girls would do great things in college were it not for big dicked assholes fucking them stupid. Like this girl could have been studying to be a doctor, but a constant dicking like this one means she’d need to switch to an easier major, something requiring less concentration (nursing, or communications). Oh well.
“I have a very big thick 10 inches dick and am looking to make and sell content. I was a wide receiver for alabama for two years so I am fit as well. Attached is a small sample of what I have to offer this was my girlfriend for a few months she was a freshman with a tight little latina pussy made the RA come with noise complains lol and there is plenty more where this came from. Thank you.”
Roll Tide! This poor girl will never be able to look at a footlong subway sub the same way again. She got her pussy wrecked, but come on, she had to know what she was getting into when she started dating a black football player from Alabama.
“I make a trip to Japan every year for fun and to DJ at a few clubs in Shibuya and it’s legit. The girls are sexy af and they like black skin (the young ones do not the old racist fucks) but it’s hard to hookup on account of my size (10 inch) but thankfully there’s always callgirls and though a lot of callgirl companies wont send girls to the room if you’re black there’s always one that will it just takes some time to find one and once they’re in there’s really no leaving until you’ve had your fun.”
Wow, another thick-dicked black man discovers the loophole for fucking tiny Japanese girls – $$$. It’s a win for everyone, right? Her company gets paid, she gets to use her affordable healthcare at the OBGYN the next day and you get to feel what it’s like to get your dick squeezed tighter than a rubberband on a watermelon. Good job!
“this former coworker bitchass promised me a certain amount of sth in exchange for having his girl fucked deep by my 9 inch bbc and recorded so he could sell that shit or sth but then his bitchass didnt follow through on payment which means i own the rights to the vid so now ima sell that shit, tbh it was probably the best fuck of her life so a win win for us and he can go fuck himself”
STEP 1: promise some hung black guy drugs in exchange for fucking your hot girlfriend on camera STEP 2: ??? STEP 3: Profit!
“A guy who went to the same highschool with my gf (and who barely knew her) randomly sent her this vid of him fucking some poor girl and was like “wyd right now” and of course she came straight to me and we actually had a good laugh at it and she blocked him but seriously dude wtf? Who tries to hook up with a girl by sending her a video of you fucking someone else??? Yeah he’s got a big dick so what, apparently he’s a fucking idiot. And to the poor girl in the video well I hope you know he’s sending it to people he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years.”
Christ, how do you even survive a dicking like that? A bruised cervix is the minimum amount of damage here, we’re talking bruised stomach, spleen, lungs, etc.! Also, you sure he barely knew your girl? I’d be asking some questions, that’s all.
“We first met a couple years back at college and she was like “wow that is a HUGE dick!” but she liked how it hurt a little (she was one of those kinky girls who liked pain and shit) and we just hooked up occasionally whenever we were at the same party and what not and I felt like fucking and the video was her idea for a keepsake. EDIT: oh sorry it’s 10 inches and she’s 21yo in the video”
Between the tattoos and the joy she gets from having her cervix pressed into her stomach, you just know her dad is so far out of the picture he’s basically a ghost who owes backpay on child support.“
“sorry whtie boys yall gonna have to take another one for the team because this little thang is SPENT. Been with her for a year and she still runnin’, she love it though and says she can never go back to normal dick lol”
Keep her. I mean, when you’re right you’re right, yeah? Just looking at the way she worships that dick means the 99% of guys without donkey dicks won’t stand a chance. We wish her the best of luck!
“yoooooo this dumb bitch fucked both my friends in exchange for about a months worth of kush like wtf brooo lol she was on sumthin stg i would have joined but i dont want no std lol”
When M.A.D. told me that pot was bad for health, I thought they were overreacting – I had no idea that a little weed could result in someone’s uterine wall getting perforated. How the hell did she survive this?!
“hooked up with a coworker over summer break she was a cashier at trader joes n i was a stocker we hit it off and would smoke n chill after work. Needed to keep a record for my collection of her taking this pipe. Back in ATL atm but we still txt from time 2 time n ill hit it again when im back in spartanburg next summer. Any girls in ATL tryna fuck wit a bbc hit me up 864-***-****”
Bro getting that Trader Joe pussy but still living that Walmart Supercenter life with those hand-me-down TVs and fucking NO SHEET on the mattress. The only big dick I’ve ever had to suck belonged to the IRS so I’m no expert, but damn – this girl is constantly having to come up for air like she’s diving for pennies in a public pool.
“Me in 2020 just before Covid hit and fucked everything up fucking the stars and stripes out this cute pv3 in Fayettenam NC. Met her at a barracks party and whipped my footlong out on a dare and she fell in love but she still couldnt handle it for shit, it was fun though and she even got put on a pt waiver cause of abdominal pain. no clue where she at now cause my insta got hacked but i got out end of 2020 and moved back to CO so who knows, probably found some other big dick nigga to squeeze.”
First off, thank you for your service. Cramming a big slab of meat into a container too small to handle it is a tough and brave job, and you should be commended for your tireless efforts. And yeah, Covid sucked, but it probably beat having her insides repositioned by an XXL summer sausage from Food Lion. Hoo-ah!
“I was content manager for a lot of Eurasian couples (mostly Eastern Bloc or Russian) back when there were 100 camsites and before Onlyfans came and cornered the market. I still have literally thousands of screencaptures from the various couples I managed, and most of it is honestly pretty boring, but every now and then the girl would be particularly gorgeous or the guy would be insanely hung, and in the best cases both, like with these two from Belarus. I won’t give names and unfortunately nothing else from them as I’m pretty sure they broke up soon after they did this recording. Cheers.”
It looks like this guy’s cock got too close to Chernobyl. Hell, it looks like her tig ol’ bitties did, too! It’s a shame there isn’t more, but for the sake of her organs it’s probably best they split.
“my cousin has one of them mandingo dicks and he send me shit like this all the time i dont even know where he finds these girls cause last month it was some mexican bitch now he got this skinny white bitch its funny tho.“
Yeah, that’s a few too many inches of dick for her. This is why you’re not supposed to go shopping when you’re hungry. She got the Starbucks 20oz venti when really she just needed the 8oz short. Oh well, thots gonna thot, sending prayers.
“Sexy yt girl I picked up at a club in DC, I told her I was horse hung and she was all for it and damn if she won’t, I was actually surprised cause she rode that dick all the way down deep, I was expecting maybe a little piece but got the whole damn cake. She was cool as hell too and from Richmond said to let her know if I was ever back in the area cause it was the best dick she’d ever had.”
Holy cranberry sauce, that pussy is getting worked! She must be fucking herself with a damn baseball bat every day to be able to take a huge dick like that. That pussy has training! Imagine someone average trying to please her, lol.
“a fun little video i made with my my big black cock and my sexy ass girl, what can i say that pussy belong to me now. she a junior at college n we met when i was still a student there. 12 inches all up in her guts, not in this vid but when i do everybody knows it.”
I know huge cocks like this are not as common as they may seem, but I still get so fucking angry at how many absolutely monstrous, slap in the face of God, horse-sized cocks there are out there just fucking the shit out of hot girls on the reg.
“I’m currently living abroad just outside Seoul, and this girl has become obsessed with my cock. To be fair, it is a very sizable dong, I am very blessed in that department. She was scared at first (literally ran out of the hotel room i had), but eventually came around (highballs helped). Now she begs to get fucked every weekend, and I have to balance her, another girl, AND my actual girlfriend, AND I’m leaving in three months and haven’t told any of them yet. Life is good!”
Korea has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, and it’s probably because they lose so many of their girls to big-dicked westerners who have little regard for their smaller frames. She’s fucking done. There’s no going back after a railing like this.
“Thank you yes she is 18 she is my gf and we made this vid to see what it was like and if it got any traction so to speak so we can decide if we want to do this fulltime. This was at her parents place so excuse the poor decor look like an old lady bed but ima get my own place soon and have a better setup hence this was just a testrun. I am 10 inches hard, reciepts attached. Thank you.”
Don’t thank me bro, thank the Good Lord God for blessing you with a package big enough for Amazon to charge double to deliver. Poor girl is 18 and her pussy is already busted up more than my crypto portfolio right now. Someone please pray for this new generation cause they need it.
“my sexy 20yo snowbunny workin hard to take my thick bbc but she can only handle half right now but give it a few months n ill be poking out her belly button, follow me @yungniggahung20 ima post more shit”
At some point this dumb slut should stop asking “how” to fit more dick and start asking “why”. Maybe she wants to be stretched out further than the plot of the latest Fast and Furious movie? Maybe she wants to know what being a corndog feels like? All we know is she’s chosen her lot in life.
“throwback to 2015 when I was dating this cute 95lb korean kindergarten teacher while teaching there post college. she wold call it her big size kimbap and would do shots of soju just so she could take it better. I left after a year to pursue my actual career but i do look back sometimes and miss those nights and wonder what she’s up to these days.”
Teaching ESL in Korea is a double-edged sword. On one hand the pay is low and there really is no career growth possible. On the other hand, your dick will stay wet with pussy since the girls there are eager to experiment with dicks bigger that are actually than their lipstick tubes (average erect Korean penis is just over 4″). Having an average cock in Korea makes you a top-tier sex magnet; having an actual big dick means you’re a fucking God with an absolute mandate to ruin their pussies.
“At Fort Huachuca in AZ last summer for my AIT after basic, once a month we’d get a weekend pass and snatch a hotel room to party/crash in. Got this gem on a nannycam, without doubt the biggest cock I’ve ever seen on my buddy pounding the shit out this drunk pv2 mixed bitch. You could see his dick hit the back of her pussy and bend when it was only halfway in. I got some action too. She got chaptered out after getting recycled then failing out again, mostly for being a shitbag soldier and she slept around like crazy. Some of the best nights of my life, I miss Sierra Vista.”
Girls like this join the army because they (somehow) fail out of their community college nursing program. They’re always brainless, and they’re *always* sluts. Usually they’re ugly as sin, but on occasion you can find a dime like this one. She probably got kicked out because it’s hard to do a 2-mile run when your lung has been punctured from the underside. Hoo-ah!
“I work in Batroun in a well-off contract position and am seeing this girl off and on (mostly on) she was actually part of a friend group of a couple girls I knew from some nightclubs I was sleeping with and then one night we hooked up and suffice to say it was her first time with a sizable cock and she hated it lol, her friends had tried to warn her and she didn’t believe them and was curious but anyway things got better though she’s still so sore after we fuck that she says she hates it and jokes about breaking up (mostly jokes). I will say it is the tightest pussy I’ve ever fucked and she still struggles and it’s been 6 months. I measure 9 inches.”
The fact that there are still hot chics in Lebanon, after all the shit they went through, is incredible. I didn’t even know they had nightclubs, but Chat GPT says Batroun is a popular tourist destination full of young dumb sluts in clubs. If she hates that big dick so much, she must really love your wallet (and I know you must be rich cause how else could you pull chics with such a horrendous looking body?).
“I was sleeping with this young woman from Pakistan for two years, best lay of my life, she would take it all the way to the hilt without complaint and she had the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen in my life. Sadly we broke up when her visa expired and her parents will not let her return.”
Fucking the hottest girl Pakistan has to offer with a cock built like a light pole makes up for how they hid Osama for all those years. When people say “Some guys have all the luck” they’re clearly referring to this son of a bitch right here. Good golly those tits.
“Hey, 11 inches here and a student at UCLA. Don’t let anyone tell you asian girls don’t like big ones because they fucking love them! I’ve never had an asian girl turn me down because of my size (can’t say the same for other girls). Plus they tend to do whatever it takes to please you, which means really pushing themselves to take as much as they possible can. 50% of the girls I hook up with are asian, and I have three more vids with more to come.”
Asian parents work hard their entire lives, dedicating every waking moment to making sure their offspring get to go to a good American university like UCLA, only for their daughters to end up on the losing end of a huge cock like this one. At least they’re better off than the sons, who wind up as incels who name themselves weird shit like “Question Mark”.
“yo you ever see a girls belly button do this? lol i must got a big dick or something haha i didnt know a footlong was a problem. btw this was a few yars back but we hooked up after every post game party even tho she had some guy back in her home town she couldnt resist the call of the big black dong, best years of my life, if id had known i would have done an onlyfnas”
I’m guessing you fulfilled your dream of becoming an astronaut and that’s why Onlyfans is off the table? This spirit squad size queen certainly fulfilled something in her uterus – a dick shouldn’t go that deep and the Good Lord knows it. Digging too deep is what got the dwarves in The Hobbit in trouble, we should all know better by now.
“#halloween2025 rolled up in a black panther suit (yeah i knew what I was doing lol) got a lot of curious looks from some fine ass girls and a lot of jealous looks from dudes, this girl thought I had just stuffed a sock down there or something asked if it was real and we vibed and danced and eventually went upstairs and hooked up. She was down af said okay to vid said okay to fuck she could not take the whole thing but she was a trooper and we’ve hooked up three times since halloween.”
Definitely in the running for “scariest costume”, but damn, just know that every single guy there fucking hated your ass. What’s her costume supposed to be anyway? Skewered cherry tomato?
“me and my girl got a few sex vids we filmed using her laptop which is shit but it is what it is. I’m about 11 inches fully hard and she takes it like a champ these days. We broke up for like three months one time and she came crawling back when she found out just how small the average dick is out there. We are both 21 btw.”
Every time this guy gets hard he must take a little damage to the brain from lack of blood flow. At this rate he’s probably got about 10 years left to live, which is enough to make sure this tig bittied hoe is ran through so thoroughly that she’ll start showing up on spelunking apps as an abandoned mineshaft. Take the $20 I sent you and buy a better laptop.
“been fucking this girl since freshmen orientation, she a full blown size queen now, she be beggin for this dick, 10 and a half inches, thicker than her wrist. She cried the first night said it felt like getting punched in the stomach lol she stretched out now though so its all good.”
If you have a huge dick and don’t go to college, you’re missing out. College girls these days seem hell bent on seeing how much dick they can fit in their pussies, bonus points if they can assuage their “white guilt” by finding a bbc.
“we fucked this girl every day after school cause she wanted weed and we had the plug. She learned to take some real nigga dick aint no going back after. oh she work at h&m in pembroke lakes mall“
Getting the bottom of your stomach punched from the inside is a hell of a trade off for some weed, no wonder she got a job.
“this bitch was crazy we were in the same grad program at Towson U and hooked up after a party one night and then became fwb bitch had cuffs and chains and toys n shit but she really just liked my 9 inch dick”
It’s getting to the point where guys aren’t going to be able to date girls who’ve been to college, and not because they’re “smart, independent women” but because they’re almost guaranteed to have had at least one run-in with a cock big enough to need a campus parking pass. Seriously, I have so many videos sent in from asshole college kids of them railing girls it’s going to take me years to sort. Cheers to that, I guess.
“made this video with my ex two years back on a trip to vegas, we were in love and she craved my big ass cock and I was her first black boyfriend but then my dumb ass did a year long stint in prison for some drug-related shit and I aint spoken to her since, just blur my face or sth”
Honestly man you should have been arrested just for having a dick that big, with an added charge of stretching that girl’s pussy out so much that 99% of guys won’t stand a chance. As for your relationship, just send her a dick pic, god knows she’s probably dying to get piped like that again.
“this goofy looking dickhead offered me $100 when i was in china to fuck his sexy young wife, bro had a real twisted bbc fetish or something but of course I took that shit but he pussied out after about a minute. bitch had this dumb look on his face like he just realized what he had done lol that bitch pussy was right but it aint right no more”
In China, “拜金女 + 绿帽龟男” means “gold-digger girlfriend + cuckold boyfriend”, and is gaining traction as a toxic relationship lifestyle choice in the ol’ Middle Kingdom. This rich little fucker definitely took it too far by having his money-worshipping girl bend over for the biggest bamboo pole that side of the Yangtze River. If she ever walks again he’d better make sure it’s to a god damn Chanel store.
“I worked for a smalltime porn company as a cameraman in the early 2000s, our main clients were in europe and mideast. We would recruit girls from the big nightclubs like mansion or liquid and our star was this hung brother from GA who would just fuck the shit out of these dumb sluts for $50 a pop. We’d give girls blow or pot or rarely maybe a $100 bill and they’d try to tame this guy’s monster dong. I have dozens of vids that were never released since the company went under. This girl actually died the next year of an overdose which makes sense most of those girls were high.”
Whenever I hear stories of Miami from back in the day I can’t wrap my mind around how anyone survived the mounds of coke and endless debauchery – and this was only at the turn of the century. I’m sure the decade before was worse, and the 80s must have really been insane. Anyway R.I.P. to the deceased girl but honestly she was probably useless after that deep dicking.
“Hello. I’m a 30yo guy with a very large penis (8.5 inches, which is a lot bigger than most people think). I have a lot of expendable income, and as a decent looking single guy one of my favorite things to do on the weekends is go on nice dates with hot girls (treat them to elegant restaurants, etc.) and then fuck them, obviously. Bonus points if they’re kinky, because I love to film. Here’s the problem: There are too many girls out there who have been lied to by their boyfriends about what an ‘inch’ is. I matched with this smoking hot Columbian chic on tinder, 19yo, we chatted, shared some spicy texts, I told her my size and she said her ex was 8 inches so she was excited to try something just a little bit bigger.
Well as you can see once my pants dropped she was a bit shocked at what 8.5 inches actually is. From what she told me, I’m estimating her ex was closer to 5 inches, not 8. It was quite a new experience for her, to say the least. This is also not the first time this has happened to me, but this is one instance I caught on video. I also have more sex tapes, but this one best encompasses what you’re looking for, though I’m happy to show you more if you’re interested.”
‘Girl Inches’ have always been a problem, so it’s good to see someone like you educating these young ladies on matters of size. Poor girl was clearly in over her head, but hey, it’s not that hard to pull out a ruler and see for yourself what eight and half inches look like – this one’s on her.
“went to thailand for a vacation to celebrate gettin out the army and let me tell you thai people are way more racist than people in america BUT its the good kind of racist like they wanna touch my skin and touch my hair and they think im a rapper -nah- and wanna know if i got a big D -yah- and its just funny tbh. Gettin my dick wet is easy its just a numbers game but in america it’s 1 in 25 in the club but in thailand it was more like 1 in 10, i went home with a diff girl EVERY night – actually this girl was two different nights and this was the second time. This girl liked sum bbc – she came back for round 2 after all – but sum of them girls were hurtin bad, couldnt take half, wanted to just play with it with hands, etc. Still amazing and going back next year for round 2.”
First off, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE and HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY! You may no longer be in the Army, but you’re clearly still conquering foreign lands and perpetuating stereotypes, so good on you! (PS: I know you were in the Army so you’re probably still riding a high from all the Penicillin, but I’d get checked just in case.)
“I dated this girl last year for 8 months when I was in college before graduating and having to move for my new job. It was an amicable breakup, no hard feelings, but she still texts me all the time (especially when she’s drunk) talking about how much she misses it and how she wants to get back together. And yeah, she’s real hot but she’s swamped with credit card debt and doesn’t ever want kids while I definitely do, so while I might hook up I don’t see myself getting back with her.”
These messages are stupidly sexy. This girl is clearly obsessed, and the guy is just like “cool, whatevs”, like he doesn’t realize that her little pussy has been forever claimed by a dick that requires extra legroom on flights.
“This video was taken on the worst day of my fucking life 15 years ago in Gangnam, Seoul at MY apartment while I was at work at a very nice contracting job for the 8th army at Yongsan. My fiance who i was going to fucking marry turned out to be a SLUT BITCH WHORE who had been cheating on me with some fucking nigger she met in King’s Club in Itaewon. I found out because I wanted to have sex one night and she was acting really weird and avoidant so I installed a fucking hidden camera and lo and behold. Of course I called off the engagement because number 1 I don’t give second chances and number 2 there won’t no FUCKING WAY I was ever gonna sleep with her after watching that FUCKING video. I nearly drank myself to death that week, quit my very nice job and moved back to the states and sent the vid to her entire FUCKING family. I am better now, I have a very nice IT job and a girlfriend, but I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER and EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A SLUT SHE IS!”
I know hindsight is 20/20, but for fuck’s sake – If you have a sexy girlfriend, fiancé, wife, etc., don’t let her run wild in the clubs. There are big-dicked motherfuckers out there who will dangle that thing like a damn angler fish, and girls just don’t have the self-preservation they need to stay away from the allure of stuffing themselves full of internationally banned XXL meat sticks. I’m glad you’re “better now”, lol.
“I dated this freshman ballet student here at the University of Utah for two months and while she might not have been learning much in classes she damned sure learned how to take my 10 inch cock all the fucking way. Take your dick and try shoving it in the neck of a beer bottle that’s about how tight she was when we started dating. We broke up because i was sleeping around and she found out but I bet she comes crawling back in a couple weeks.”
I don’t know much about ballet but I’m pretty sure getting railed by a cock bigger than her arm isn’t going to help with her pliés. Or maybe it will, who knows. University of Utah has one hell of a dance program, that’s for sure.
“spent a year in Chongqing teaching english and fucking girls. This one was a girl I worked with, she learned real quick what 25 centimeters converted to in inches lol. I know i got a big dick so i felt kind of bad sometimes fucking the shit out of these girls but then again, meh, China is a dirty fucking country and people just toss trash out their windows like it’s normal. The condoms are so fucking small you could fit them on your thumb (bring magnums with you), and baijiu tastes like battery acid.”
This girl’s pussy is holding on tighter than Taiwan’s holding on to its sovereignty. Chinese dudes don’t like dating girls who’ve been with foreigners, and this is why. I bet she’s still feeling that dick.
“always deal to college girls back home cause when they go to college and need a plug with quality reggie bush theres always a chance to smash. this bitch go to app state NC i had to make a 2 hour drive so it better be worth my while, she end up with $200 worth in exchange for a busted up pussy, i dont even care cause im already rolling in cash i want that kittycat. Roll up, light up, fuck it. When u got the good shit these hoes do anything rt”
At most NC colleges a white girl looks like a piece of popcorn floating in chocolate, and I guess now it’s because they all go to Appalachian State University. Seriously, do black people not know how to get over the mountain? This dumb girl is so stoned she doesn’t know what to do. The guy’s cock is punching the inside of her belly button like Canelo Alvarez. And they say weed doesn’t do any long-term damage!
“met these girls out the club man this girl had a bad breakup and her friends were like ‘yo she need to get railed by a big dick’ so i said whats up, long story short i said lemme take a video and u can send it to him and she said okay but then never followed through but we still hookup time to time.”
Girls these days are rabid. They’ll see a friend have a nasty breakup and immediately shout, “you should get back at him by fucking this hung guy from the club.” What happened to a pint of ice cream and Love Actually?
