“I knew this girl in college who tried to start a onlyfans or one of those sites and someone was like “you should fuck Trey” cause Trey was the guy in our friend group who was known to have a big 🍆 and as soon as they filmed it Trey passed that shit around to all of us and she ended up taking her site down.”
Hey, I get it, girls these days see headlines about hoes quitting their jobs and starting an Onlyfans and suddenly getting loaded with cash. If I were a young, hot college girl, I too might attempt such an endeavor. The sad thing is she might have made it. Follow your dreams, kids.

(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
