This is what happens when the high school star offensive lineman gets drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars and leaves her and every other girl in town with nothing left to fill their stretched and ruined kitties. Imagine swiping right on this girl and heading over to Netflix & Chill, only to discover a $5 footlong sub standing upright on the toilet seat. Subway wasn’t the first time Jared got himself into smaller pants, and this clearly isn’t her first rodeo with a cock as thick as a baseball bat. In fact, “Home, Run” is the precise thought that will pop into any of her boyfriend’s minds once they discover she’s been hollowed out by an oil rig’s missing drill pipe.
