“this bitch gotta bf 4 hrs away at that scad college n she be comin over to my place every few days to smoke, we met at her job, bitch clearly aint used to my big ass dick so i assuming he got a small one”
Someone let Jaquarius know that, in general, girls aren’t used to salami sticks long enough to do a pull up on. Someone please also let this girl’s college-educated significant other know that in his absence his highschool sweetheart is hooking up with someone who has a landing strip where his penis should be. And boy is she struggling. The amount of licks it takes for her to not even reach the center of his tootsie roll pop would have Mr. Owl rolling over in his grave.
