“To Whom it may Concern, My wife and I married when we were 18 (i know, stupid), and after a few years things got stale and we realized we probably should have explored other partners before tying the knot. We talked it over and decided to bring in some outsiders to spice things up. I tried finding a third lady to join us but couldn’t, and ultimately we shelled out $300 for an expensive escort and it was ultimately a disappointing experience. Then, we looked on craigslist for a male third and found this guy who claimed to have a footlong penis, which I thought was a bit absurd. We saw pics and it did look big, but I figured it was just trick angles. We agreed on a price and got a cheap motel room outside Atlanta. I wanted to film it and he charged an extra $50, which was fine. When he took off his pants we were both shocked, it really was a foot long, or at least close! My wife was extremely hesitant, but was ultimately convinced after 30 minutes of talking and about half a litre of vodka. Anyway, we went through with it, and i don’t know if it was the pain or what, but it fucked her up in the head and me too. For what it’s worth, I have a respectable sized penis, quite average at around 5 or 6 inches, no complaints. We ended up splitting up a few months later, and last I heard she got knocked up by some different n*gger in Charleston. All in all it’s for the best, I’ve moved on and have a happy sex life with my new fiance, no outsiders. I’m sending you this because I have the video still, and I’ll sell it for $50. Reply if interested.”
This stupid cuck wrote the book on “How to Lose your Wife in 12 Inches”. I’ll need about 6 shots of vodka myself after watching this train wreck.
To the former husband and his “respectable sized penis”, thank you for the video (I talked him down to $30).
To the former wife, 😦😬😂
And to the escaped mandingo who split this girl open like a watermelon, the plantation owner from Django Unchained is looking for you.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
