In the army we call this guy a “Jody”. A Jody is the guy who’s fucking your girl six ways til sunday while you’re overseas fighting the good fight against your First Sergeant, who ensures your E2 ranked ass there’s no way to bring your high school sweetheart over and to just suck it up for a year. This poor Private Second Class sent me this vid for free in a fit of rage. Unfortunately in his case, Jody was a 6 foot 9 inch (two separate measurements) walking spokesman for Magnum XXXL condoms. There’s a 60-80% chance that one partner or the other will cheat in an overseas military relationship, so as Lyfe Jennings would say, “Statistics!”
