“I met this girl my senior year of college at Boise, she was a freshman then and an absolute firecracker. The first night we fucked her mind was blown away, and I was only able to fit half my dick in. She wasn’t a virgin or anything, she’d just never had a big dick. We never dated but we’d hook up every other weekend, even when she got a boyfriend. She’d feed him some bullshit about a girls’ night or going home for the weekend and come over to my place off campus and get the living shit fucked out of her. After graduating I moved about an hour away and thought that’d be it, but we kept in touch and she still makes the drive out here every two weeks. She’s a junior now, and she’s had a few boyfriends but still always comes to see me and my big dick on weekends. She’ll lay in bed and talk shit about them, she’s crazy like that.”
Three years with a donkey dick like that every two weeks? That’s twice a month, 24 times a year, and 72 total times of getting impaled by a cock I can only assume belongs to Thanos. Her vagina must be looser than a clown’s pants at a circus parade.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
