“this little ho is cheating on her man and i kinda want him to find out cause shes sexy and all but she been actin up these days so im just putting this out there her name is samantha n*******from austin tx but goes by sammy and her fiance is in the army right now doing AIT shit in Fort Huachuca, AZ which is a long ways from austin, his name is brandon w*****and he’s a private first class at fort huachuca, tell him i found his girl was on tinder n she said his dick was tiny”
I’ve taken the liberty to scrub the last names because, let’s face it, I’m not here to ruin lives, just to stir the pot a bit. But don’t worry, with as much porn as the average army private consumes, Brandon is bound to stumble upon this spectacle! I support our troops, so I have no sympathy for this girl getting dug out deeper than the hole they found Saddam in. Someone get a hold of Bush and tell him the real WMD was in Texas all along! This ho’s loyalty evaporated faster than water in the Arizona desert. The funny thing is, it looks like she’s fighting just as hard as Brandon will be once we ship him off to Syria to find their stargate.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
