“i done fucked this mexi bitch, her two sisters, her cousins, and got her mom to suck my dick, no dad in the picture or id fuck him too just to dominate the whole family. i sling 11 inches legit, aint none of these girls gone be right now, i done pushed through the cervix on every one of them, this bitch pops after about 8 inches.”
Jesus Christ dude, the good people of Mexico haven’t been fucked this hard since the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848. Every Taco Bell employee knows that a tortilla can only handle so much beef before it becomes an unmanageable mess. Abuelas would kill to know this guys secret technique for fitting an 11 inch chorizo thicker than their arms into a $0.99 soft shell taco from the old school value menu.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
