“met this girl at orientation for college n we had a few classes together, we both got drunk af one night and and fucked (wish i got that on camera) it was her first time with a sizeable dick n afterwards we would text n flirt but never did nothn til she had a big fight with her bf and came over, i got the dms n everything. Eventually she would be fighting wit him every other week and she would come over n get filled n stretched, i honestly think she was starting fihts wit him just as an excuse to come over n get plugged. I got expelled at the end of the school year cuz my grades but we still sext wit each other n ima make a trip out there some time soon.”
Fellas, just remember, when you fight with your girl there are a million guys out there ready and willing to fuck her. If you’re lucky she won’t act on her impulses. If you’re not so lucky you’ll end up getting cheated on. And if you’re ridiculously unlucky, as in you stepped on more four-leaf clovers than the IRA, she’ll cheat on you with an eubonics major sporting a cock she’ll need hiking gear to get to the top of. She’s right Scott, you are an asshole. You’re an asshole for losing an absolute dime to the size wars.
