“waitress at el que pasa, her hole fam works there and she was my waitress and wore sum sexy tight jeans n i had to hit it, laid the mac down got her digits and the rest is history been trashin this pussy since sept”
Whenever I go to a Mexican restaurante all I get are the shits. I love the reciprocation here, she stuffs him full of bottomless tortilla chips and he stuffs her full of the biggest burrito she’s seen since her tio’s 50th birthday party. Hats off to him for having the gumption to ask her out in the restaurant, you just know that Danny Trejo is watching from the kitchen with those big ass chopping knives. Her family must hate him, but the size of his dick clearly must outweigh their machismo by a ton, and when a hot little latina girl wants a supersized chorizo, you can’t expect her to stick to the menu.

