“when u go to Cancun for spring break u gotta shell out 4 da expensive suite cuz all the cute lil college girls are staying in da cheap ass places 8 to a room so when u invite them to ur suite they always say yes dis lil cutie got her first bbc and it made her day”
Gotta love a good strategist! While all the frat boys are playing beer pong and figuring out who gets the couch and who gets the cot, these fuckers are in 3d chess mode, picking up hotties with the allure of prestige and then wrecking them with that absolute monster c0ck. It’s a brilliant plan, and one that will leave these girls clutching their abdomens like they’ve been punched by the Hulk.
