“so basically me, my girl, and this girl hooked up prom night senior year of high school and had a sort of threesome fling throughout the summer but then she went to college and got new friends and a boyfriend n i figured that was that but over christmas break she reached out to my girl to hang out and have a girls night n they got caught a buzz and sure enough my phone started goin off. Apparently her sex life was miserable and her bf’s dick was like a thumb n she missed my bbc so i pulled up and took her lil pussy to paradise. My girl recorded but didnt want to be a part of a video in case we ever brak up.”
As Chris Brown so eloquently put it in 2014, “these hoes ain’t loyal!” This idiotic white girl was well on her way to leaving behind whatever podunk ghetto ass town she came from and starting fresh with a path towards higher education, a squeaky clean boyfriend, and new friends & aspirations, but she just couldn’t resist the feeling of getting stretched out by 9 inches of thick christmas sausage. It’s clear that she’s addicted to bbc at this point, so my advice is to cut this guy out of the picture (he clearly doesn’t care about your public image), let Thumbzilla down easy (say it’s you, not him), then make your way to the nearest JMU football practice and take your pick.
