“ata friends new year party last week wit my crazy ass girlfriend n we drinkin n vibin after the countdown n i get a text saying like come to the upstairs bedroom and my gf in there makin out with this sloppy yt bitch n i said whats up n she said she was dtf cause her ex was black so i whipped it out and her eyes went wide i guess her ex was one of them lame ass niggas with yt boi blood in the ancestry cause she said mine was huge like a 12 inch ruler i said naw bitch aint that big but it 9 inches for sure n we flipped that bitch and gave her a real bbc hope her ex see this shit”
On the 8th day the Good Lord fashioned two more heavenly creations: girl inches and sloppy yt bitches.
You can blame the first on her less-endowed ex who likely inflated his measurement to fit the bill for what’s expected from a black guy, probably said his 5.5 inch pecker was a solid 8, so when this new year’s reveler whipped out 9 inches she had to do some remedial math. Fellas, get you a girl like this man has, one who will lay the ground game snatchin’ up hoes so you can just come up and fuck when it’s time. As for this hollowed out thot, your first new year’s resolution should be to find a dick you can accommodate more than half of.
