“Was dating this freshman girl last semester 2024 and she invited me to her home at the start of xmas break and she didn’t tell her family I was black and they were racist as fuck I could tell they didn’t like me neway took this in her room at her house tryna be quiet so I could fuck. Thsi dumb bitch ended up trying to flush a xxl condom AND WRAPPER down the toilet and it clogged and her dad pulled the condom and wrapper out and they had a huge fight I could hear them yelling at her and I just bounced and called her later n she told me she couldn’t see me nemore cause of her racist ass parents and they took her out of college.”
Who the hell flushes a wrapper down the toilet? See, I knew this bitch was dumb when I saw her “certificate of academic achievement” printouts taped to her wall. As for her parents, they’re not racist, they just don’t like the idea of their daughter getting stuffed by something bigger than her mom’s rolling pin.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
