“Recently flew to Beijing on business and decided to have a little fun. Last time I was in China it felt so great to be absolutely worshipped by a girl I hooked up with due to the size of my cock (10 inches, something unheard of there), so I’ve been looking forward to this trip. I had to go through 5 different agencies before a girl agreed to fuck for about $200. They ask you straight up beforehand how big you are, and it seems anything bigger than 7 inches is a no-go for the girls, hence the struggle and the steep price. Thank God this little Chinese princess was up to the task. She struggled to fit about half of it in her mouth but rode it quite well. I took down her info for when I go back next year.”
Sorry to break it to you pal, but once Xi Jinping sees this you’re gonna be on the banned-from-entry list. The last thing the netizens of China want is a big-dicked white devil coming over and ruining their ladies.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
