“my pos former gf got caught while I was at my guard unit for drill week. the guy is her coworker and i always was a little sus about them cause i thought i saw where he sent her a dick pic before and sure enough. she admitted to it later and tried to say it was just a physical thing but hell nah, that bitch is gone!”
Damn king, this bitch sent the wrong file and tried to play it off like that, lol! I’m surprised she didn’t try to blame it on Artificial Intelligence. At least she came clean. We all know when they say it’s a “physical thing” they just mean he’s got a huge wang.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
