“i hook up with this white girl every friday night after the game cause her parents both work 3rd shift and her lil brother addicted to playstation meanwhile im slaying this pussy in da next room. Oh and we both adults she 18 and im 19 jsyk, hung like a horse and biggest dick in the school by far”
Dear Lord, some dumbass dean is gonna give this walking lamppost a football scholarship and he’s gonna wreak havoc at whatever small town university he ends up at. As for the poor girl with the now-displaced internal organs, good luck being able to feel anything thinner than a baseball bat moving on. Might as well start your immigration papers to Uganda.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
