“Went clubbing while I was in Australia and met this sexy iranian girl who was studying their abroad. She rubbed up on my while we were dancingn and felt how big i was down there (8.5 inches) and asked if it was real lol. We flirted and shit and ended up at my hotel and she was super nervous about taking it but it was real cute and yeah she took it deep as fuck done changed her life.”
Do you want Ayatollah Khamenei to issue a fatwah on you? Because this is how you get Ayatollah Khamenei to issue a fatwah on you. Thanks to UN sanctions on Iran, the lads there aren’t allowed to have any dicks over 5 inches long, so it’s no surprise that a hog like that put a hurtin’ on her. On a positive note, those tig ol’ bitties are a delight! I didn’t know they grew them like that in the Middle East – must be all that nuclear proliferation.

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