“i take a solo beach trip every year and i always get laid some of the horniest people are dumb white couples who’s girl want a big dick for once. what i’ll do is wear trunks that show off my 9 inches and sit back and let them come to me. dumb mf recording this came up to me n i thought he was gay but he straight up said his wife was interested”
This guy gets laid like other guys get their kidneys stolen – following sketchy people back to their rooms from the pool bar with the promise of sex. I guess if you’re packing 9 inches though, it’s a different story, and the only organs getting moved around are the girl’s. Gonna go out on a limb and guess that this was at Myrtle Beach.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
