“We met last semester at a game since she was part of the campus tv crew. Im the first black guy she ever dated and the first time she saw how big i was she was like “omg ive been missing out”. She said she’s dated white guys, asian guys, and mexican guys but never black guys I was like yeah gotta save the best for last lol. Said I was twice as big as the white guy who was twice as big as the asian and mexican.”
This guy is acting like he’s made some major discovery, whereas the general populace has known all along that it’s:
black guys: =======>
white guys: ====>
others: =>
But don’t stress fellas, once she’s popped out a kid and the “best for last” here has flown the coop, it’ll be all about that wallet size! 💵💵💵
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
