“met this girl at a club, cant even remember her name at this point but her friends were egging her on to hook up with me cause she recently broke up so it was easy pickings. Im 6 inches flaccid and about 11 hard, please excuse the little bit of whiskey dick at the beginning we had two bottles at the club”
My uncle once told me “It’s easier to do stupid shit when you’re plastered”, such as listen to your friends when they tell you to go home with a black guy packing more rare earth dicktonium than the failed deal between Trump and Zelensky. Whiskey dick is a terrible thing, but it might have saved this girl’s life, especially considering that while flaccid this guy is statistically still bigger than the erect size of the majority of men on Earth.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
