“This is my girlfriend we met at college last semester and hit it off and well the rest is history. She hadn’t had a big one before and actually all the bitches i fucked back home were thicc and when they thicc u can’t really get the whole dick in cause the phat ass blocks a couple inches so with my new gf i can go deeper than ever but it do be slammin into her cervix at times and she says it sucks but it’s worth it having a guy with a big dick.”
Wait a minute here Mr. Scientist, are you saying that if I use less dough I can stuff more filling into my pastry? That using a thinner bun means my hotdog can hold more toppings? That utilizing denser lenses to refract light I can bend the beam more and therefore shorten its focal reach? I’ve learned that cervixes are a lot like boxers – some of them can take a hit, and some can’t. Be happy you found a George Chuvalo and not a Glass Joe.

