“Let me tell you how crazy this bitch is. So I went to this safe space speed date thing at my university last year which was like no discriminating based on race or sexuality or plus size shit like that but this girl was straight up telling each guy if he wasn’t at least 6 and 1/2 inches to move on no cap so I was like “yeah I’m good there” and maybe one other guy got her digits until I guess some bitchass complained to the organizers and they straight up had her leave lol. Anyway we kind of fwb now but she crazy af, deepthroat, anal, toys, it’s hard to keep up tbh but she takes it deep and no strings attached so I’m there.”
Safe Space Speed Dating might be the funniest shit I’ve heard so far this year. Gotta respect a girl who knows was she wants, regardless of other peoples’ feelings. Maybe once she saw the assortment of characters who would show up to an event like this (think Aaahh!!! Real Monsters) she figured fuck it, might as well try to get something good out of it.
