Found this on an Asheville discord server:
“Hi, we are a happy polyamorous throuple out of western NC, working to create a self-sustaining commune based on inclusivity and free love. I know, it sounds like something from the 60s, but it actually works. Relationships like ours are not about competing or filling some role, it’s about what we each bring. Emma’s got this fun, youthful spark, Jay’s chill and confident, and I’ve got stability and an open mind. We share love, not fight over it, and it feels abundant, not limited. Plus, the sex is unreal, we’re all about each other’s pleasure, and yeah, it’s more about connection than any one thing.”
Let’s not kid ourselves, by “stability” this guy means a trust fund, and by “open mind” he means letting his girl get her guts rearranged by a horse-hung stud just to assuage his white guilt. Come on, we all know that “Jay” doesn’t give a shit about the commune lifestyle, but if it means getting to relentlessly smash young, naïve white bitches and be praised for it, he’s willing to put up with the drum circles and patchouli.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
