“A group of us used to get a big weeklong airbnb in the mountains each year for spring break when we were in college just to get away and chill for a bit and not do the typical beach thing. We’d chill, party, drink, play games, etc., some casual hookups but no drama, probably about 30 of us total, a mix of freshmen, juniors, seniors, etc with most people coming and going periodically and not staying the full week. This one girl in the group got a breakup text from her boyfriend she had been dating for the entire year, basically calling her a crazy bitch, a stupid cunt, all sorts of outlandish insults (as far as I knew she was cool, he was just mad she was going on this trip). So they were trying to brainstorm how to get revenge and what to say back to him, when one of the senior chics (we’ll call her N) was all “we should send a pic of her next to R’s dick” (R was her stupidly well-endowed boyfriend who was also a chill guy). So it started as kind of a joke but the broken up girl said that it would definitely hurt him because he had insecurities about his size (she referenced her pinky fyi) and N just took that and ran with it. The idea got tossed about and quickly escalated to R fucking her and we decided to film it and send him the video. N was totally cool with it (she was basically known for suckering in girls to have threesomes with her and R anyway cause she got off on it). R was real slow and careful with it and made sure not to hurt her. I had the video done within an hour and we watched her send it. There was like 5 minutes of him exploding on her through text and her ignoring his calls, then he ghosted and when we got back to campus he had BOUNCED, like full on packed his bags and left with three months of the semester to go.”
Fellas, the lesson here is that you should never, under any circumstances, send your girl angry messages while she’s on vacation. You think this guy was insecure before? He must have been obliterated when he saw this! Dude probably caught the quickest flight out to South Korea where at least he’d be average. Apparently revenge is a dish best served 11 inches deep.
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