“I went to high school with this guy and ended up at the same university and he’s an asshole, first and foremost. He was a dick in high school but all the girls were crazy about him cause he was hung and he would flaunt it all the time by doing ridiculous shit like “leaking” dick pics to class snaps. I have no idea how he got into the same uni as me but we inevitably were part of the same big friend group who knew each other from back home and I figured it was a matter of time before he resumed his assholish ways. Sure enough after a couple of weeks the “accidental snaps” start coming in to our friend group and word gets around and yeah he gets laid a bunch and brags about it and then he starts hooking up with this one bitch who was as big of an asshole as he was, and SHE starts hanging around our friend group and constantly spews shit like “if you’re not 8+ inches why do you even bother?” and “I can never go back to white guys” and shit like that just generally putting everyone except this guy down. Well he “leaks” this sextape they made and she was pissed but not as much as she ought to have been but then someone in our group (it was not me though I wish it was) sent it to her family back home and they came and got her and her shit her dad was yelling at her in the residential common room and it was the best day of my life so far. Fast forward a bit and we never see her again, and the asshole dude gets put on academic probation for 2nd semester (because apparently he did jack shit the entire first semester except fuck girls) and dropped out after 2 weeks. That was a couple months ago and life is better now, for sure.”
I’d love to see the reports on campus-wide STDs after this guy dropped out, cause I’m sure they plummeted. Dude was pulling overtime with his dick in college, dripping that honey stick all over campus, but papa bear couldn’t sit idly by while his daughter got dug out by bbc day after day and had to put a stop to it. Would love to see the vid of the dad rolling in to light that slut up, I bet that shit was hilarious!
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
