“my bitch say my dick too big and that she wish she was dating sum yt boy so her guts wont always hurtin lol she playin tho cause she know that pussy belongs to my dick now. i get it whenever i want it and if she complain it too deep i just fuck her harder she gon learn to take sum dick”
“I hate to break it to her but no “yt boy” is gonna take her now that she’s been stretched out more than USAID’s new budget. You say she’s just playing, but you know there’s a small part of her that wonders what non-cervical-punching sex feels like. Where did she go wrong? Probably listening to too much Kendrick Lamar.”
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
