“i dated this sexy ass white girl in hs and we broke it off when i moved to rochester but we’ll hook up every time i come home which is like a few times a year. She’s dating this guy tyler now who i dont know but apparently its not serious enough that she wont come jump on this pole every time i come home but hey i guess thats just the privelage of being hung.”
“Someone find Tyler and pull that man out ASAP. No one deserves a girl whose mind is so fucked up from having a big dick experience that she’ll put everything on the line for a hookup. She probably tells Ty that his dick is “perfect” while fantasizing about getting railed by her well hung ex. Girls like this are for the streets, fellas, so we gotta look out for one another.”
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
