“Spent the past two years getting food poisoning at Camp Humphreys but it was worth it for the pussy me and my battle would get every damn weekend. We would straight up run trains on these hoes like three or four of us then see them a couple weeks later and theyd be like “no you no you, too big” but then introduce us to their “friend”. We’d have to buy them expensive ass drinks (like $20 a drink) but then it was pretty much whatever. Glad to be back stateside by I do miss them slant pussies.”
“Korean girls really pay the ultimate price for multiculturalization. At least when the Japanese occupied them they didn’t have to worry about disproportionately sized penises causing fertility issues. No wonder there’s a population shortage.”
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
