“A few years back I worked for a pretty big international company that sent me to Phnom Penh to help with a project. I was there for two years, with a little back and forth to the states. One of my Cambodian coworkers on the project was a guy around 25 years old who was a big fan of American baseball, so we hit it off and would often grab a meal and drinks after work. He would often call his wife out to join us after he got a little drunk, and we would all hang out and eventually his wife and I would have to help him back to their apartment since he couldn’t handle his alcohol well. Naturally his wife and I got close, and eventually started hooking up, with her coming back to my place for a bit after he would pass out after taking him home. My penis is quite big by American standards, as I’m usually the biggest guy in the gym, but it’s an absolute monster by Cambodian standards, so needless to say she struggled quite a bit with it. BUT, she was always determined to please, and kept coming back for more. Chan never found out, the project concluded, and now I have a nice little keepsake of my time in Asia.”
There’s a lesson somewhere here in moderation. In this case, the man’s excessive drinking led to his wife’s excessive dicking, and I do mean *excessive*. Poor Mr. Chan just wanted to talk baseball like that old man in Sandlot, he didn’t want a member of the Boston Big Cox giving her the ol’ 7th inning stretch.
