“Hey I got a dig old bick for you. I got a dick probably bigger than your fucking arm and a white bitch in love with it lol fr she’s been my ride or die since 2024. Not gon lie I was in a bad spot a few years back, runnin with a gang and had a rap and college and this girl helped me turn life around. WE both go to the same college university, I’m a sports management major now and she’s in theatre, but that’s all I can tell you. When she’s big and famous acting this gonna cost extra lol.”
Big-dicked black guy is all “I’m a sports management major” like yeah dude we know, you all are. Quit managing sports and just do porn, seriously, that thing’s a damn elephant trunk. It grew so long it couldn’t keep a normal shape. It’s like he has that disease Andre the Giant had, but just for his dick. It’s about as big as her fucking calf for Christ’s sake. Theatre girls are always sluts for huge rods — facts.
