“Me and this sexy lil snowbunny got a kind of relationship as in we hook up and go on dates but we dont have a label on it like bf/gf but at the same time its kind of understood n i dnot even fuck around with other girls rn but neway this month she started college about 2 hrs away so i rolled up with her on the first weekend just to give her a little sumthin to remember and make a momento to keep her company when i aint there. The good news is its only 2 hrs away so i’ll prob visit often plus she done already told me she dont even think shell ever be able to have a normal relationship with another guy cause the sex just aint wouldnt be the same after my big fat dick so i aint even worried like that.”
It actually sounds like you might be a little bit worried there bruv, but you shouldn’t be, that sledgehammer of a dick will own that pussy for the rest of her life. Like imagine this girl in Anatomy 101 looking at a diagram of a standard male organ, she’s gonna lose her shit. Marry that bitch, she won’t be any good to other guys now anyway.
