“lets just say ive had my eye on her since she started at the pool this summer and it took me some work but once i slid into those dms n sent sum pics it was all over, unfortunately she done moved back now but theirs always next summer”
But hell, at least she finally got some real D.
That’s not how you’re supposed to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Still, good job picking up a lifeguard – those sexy hoes are always playing hard to get. I guess it helps that she probably already had her eye on you since everyone knows black people can’t swim.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
