“I go to a university that’s well-known for its art program, even though that’s not my major. I’m a senior and for the past two years for extra cash I’ve posed as a live model for some of the art classes, sometimes nude. The thing is my penis is 9 inches long, so it’s always great to see the various looks on peoples’ faces when I step out onto the pedestal. Typically the girls are a mix of shock, curiosity, or terror while the guys always look pissed off or embarrassed. There was one other male model but he quit after I started. There are two professors who do nude models, one is a middle aged artsy fartsy bitch and the other is a perverted older hippie dude. The lady only had me model once and never again, even though there weren’t any other available male models, but the old dude keeps having me in because I think he likes to watch the faces of the young girls who have never seen a dick this big. Anyway this one freshman girl was in the class last semester and we chatted and ended up grabbing coffee later on and have been hooking up ever since. I told her we could probably make a lot of money making vids but she’s not interested unfortunately.”
Bro if my girl took an art class and some douchebag more hung than Saddam Hussein showed up as the model I’d be fucking pissed. These art girls are used to the sight of Michelangelo’s “David” for Christ’s sake, making them focus on a dong longer than Leonardo da Vinci’s beard is going to fuck with their heads too much. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
