“met these girls out the club man this girl had a bad breakup and her friends were like ‘yo she need to get railed by a big dick’ so i said whats up, long story short i said lemme take a video and u can send it to him and she said okay but then never followed through but we still hookup time to time.”
Girls these days are rabid. They’ll see a friend have a nasty breakup and immediately shout, “you should get back at him by fucking this hung guy from the club.” What happened to a pint of ice cream and Love Actually?
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
