“I dated this girl last year for 8 months when I was in college before graduating and having to move for my new job. It was an amicable breakup, no hard feelings, but she still texts me all the time (especially when she’s drunk) talking about how much she misses it and how she wants to get back together. And yeah, she’s real hot but she’s swamped with credit card debt and doesn’t ever want kids while I definitely do, so while I might hook up I don’t see myself getting back with her.”
These messages are stupidly sexy. This girl is clearly obsessed, and the guy is just like “cool, whatevs”, like he doesn’t realize that her little pussy has been forever claimed by a dick that requires extra legroom on flights.
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(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
