“went to thailand for a vacation to celebrate gettin out the army and let me tell you thai people are way more racist than people in america BUT its the good kind of racist like they wanna touch my skin and touch my hair and they think im a rapper -nah- and wanna know if i got a big D -yah- and its just funny tbh. Gettin my dick wet is easy its just a numbers game but in america it’s 1 in 25 in the club but in thailand it was more like 1 in 10, i went home with a diff girl EVERY night – actually this girl was two different nights and this was the second time. This girl liked sum bbc – she came back for round 2 after all – but sum of them girls were hurtin bad, couldnt take half, wanted to just play with it with hands, etc. Still amazing and going back next year for round 2.”
First off, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE and HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY! You may no longer be in the Army, but you’re clearly still conquering foreign lands and perpetuating stereotypes, so good on you! (PS: I know you were in the Army so you’re probably still riding a high from all the Penicillin, but I’d get checked just in case.)
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