“Hello. I’m a 30yo guy with a very large penis (8.5 inches, which is a lot bigger than most people think). I have a lot of expendable income, and as a decent looking single guy one of my favorite things to do on the weekends is go on nice dates with hot girls (treat them to elegant restaurants, etc.) and then fuck them, obviously. Bonus points if they’re kinky, because I love to film. Here’s the problem: There are too many girls out there who have been lied to by their boyfriends about what an ‘inch’ is. I matched with this smoking hot Columbian chic on tinder, 19yo, we chatted, shared some spicy texts, I told her my size and she said her ex was 8 inches so she was excited to try something just a little bit bigger.
Well as you can see once my pants dropped she was a bit shocked at what 8.5 inches actually is. From what she told me, I’m estimating her ex was closer to 5 inches, not 8. It was quite a new experience for her, to say the least. This is also not the first time this has happened to me, but this is one instance I caught on video. I also have more sex tapes, but this one best encompasses what you’re looking for, though I’m happy to show you more if you’re interested.”
‘Girl Inches’ have always been a problem, so it’s good to see someone like you educating these young ladies on matters of size. Poor girl was clearly in over her head, but hey, it’s not that hard to pull out a ruler and see for yourself what eight and half inches look like – this one’s on her.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
