“this goofy looking dickhead offered me $100 when i was in china to fuck his sexy young wife, bro had a real twisted bbc fetish or something but of course I took that shit but he pussied out after about a minute. bitch had this dumb look on his face like he just realized what he had done lol that bitch pussy was right but it aint right no more”
In China, “拜金女 + 绿帽龟男” means “gold-digger girlfriend + cuckold boyfriend”, and is gaining traction as a toxic relationship lifestyle choice in the ol’ Middle Kingdom. This rich little fucker definitely took it too far by having his money-worshipping girl bend over for the biggest bamboo pole that side of the Yangtze River. If she ever walks again he’d better make sure it’s to a god damn Chanel store.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
