“#halloween2025 rolled up in a black panther suit (yeah i knew what I was doing lol) got a lot of curious looks from some fine ass girls and a lot of jealous looks from dudes, this girl thought I had just stuffed a sock down there or something asked if it was real and we vibed and danced and eventually went upstairs and hooked up. She was down af said okay to vid said okay to fuck she could not take the whole thing but she was a trooper and we’ve hooked up three times since halloween.”
Definitely in the running for “scariest costume”, but damn, just know that every single guy there fucking hated your ass. What’s her costume supposed to be anyway? Skewered cherry tomato?
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
