“I was sleeping with this young woman from Pakistan for two years, best lay of my life, she would take it all the way to the hilt without complaint and she had the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen in my life. Sadly we broke up when her visa expired and her parents will not let her return.”
Fucking the hottest girl Pakistan has to offer with a cock built like a light pole makes up for how they hid Osama for all those years. When people say “Some guys have all the luck” they’re clearly referring to this son of a bitch right here. Good golly those tits.
