“I had big dick problems all my life, but every now and then I’d find a girl who loved getting dicked down by my 9 inch cock like this girl I dated for a year in college. When I met her she was one of those “size don’t matter” types until we hooked up and it changed her whole worldview. I used to fuck the shit out of her almost every day! Some of my best memories!”
You have to wonder how many girls would do great things in college were it not for big dicked assholes fucking them stupid. Like this girl could have been studying to be a doctor, but a constant dicking like this one means she’d need to switch to an easier major, something requiring less concentration (nursing, or communications). Oh well.
