“I been fucking this girl for 5 months nonstop, she cant keep my big dick out her mouth. Enjoy this one 4 free cause we gonna launch a onlyfans soon and charge $20 a pop”
Hopefully if they do start an Onlyfans, the dude has enough blood in his body by then to fill his penis all the way. Right now it’s looking like one of those balloon animal balloons clowns use. My guy needs some vitamin B12 stat!
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
