“Bar I work at hired this girl to bartend and we hooked up on several occasions. Having a true bbc has been a lifelong challenge since 90% of girls can’t fit it since it has about a 8 inch girth. Go try to fit yo mouth around a coke can and you’ll get the idea. Anyway she got obsessed with it, begged to get stretched out, etc i dont know what was wrong with her but it was heaven for 6 months then bitch got fired for stealing tips supposed to be shared with boh.”
Christ that pussy is stretched wider than Sunday’s score between the Seahawks and 49ers. Imagine wanting to get impaled by a friggin’ utility pole so bad you beg for it. Getting fired for pocketing tips? She’s clearly fucked in the head – guaranteed absent father syndrome.
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