“hung bilingual white boy here, I work for a very big and well known tech company and did a one year stint in Columbia in 2025, mostly working out of Medellin. They hired this cute girl on about halfway through as a sort of secretary (we got a lot of walk-ins even though that wasn’t our purpose), and we hit it off and would hang out, smoke weed, drink guaro, and of course fuck. She was fascinated with how big I was, and called me “mi vergote” which basically means “my huge dick”, and even after several months couldn’t fit the full length (like literally could not, I could feel her absolute limit at about 8 inches and it would not go in further). She wanted to stay together or come back with me to the U.S. but to be honest it was obvious she had been run through by the AGC or some other gang and I’m just not about that baggage. Great lay though, made my time there 100% worth it.”
Dude has a dick so big it had to be smuggled across the border. Girl is obviously addicted to BWC, and I’m not talking about Beautiful White Cocaine here. Don’t worry bro, she’ll be able to sneak in once the next Democrat is elected.
