ORIGINALLY TAKEN FROM THE SDP (small dick problems) REDDIT:
“We went on a big group spring break trip (about 10 of us total) and this one asshole who I’ve never liked brought his super cute new freshman girlfriend and she was super cool and nice and perfect but he was an absolute dick, constantly bringing up his penis size like asking the alexa what the average penis size was or like referencing it during games like in cards against humanity and you could tell she didn’t really like it but then on day 2 he airdropped several videos of him fucking her the previous night then claimed it was an accident (which is bullshit), and she was embarrassed and pissed but by afternoon he had charmed his way back into her good graces and it was like it never happened which honestly sucks because she deserves better than to be treated like that. I actually got to know her pretty well during the trip like we would talk about books we liked and movies and we had a lot in common but then I’d just think about those fucking airdrops and feel like shit because it was obvious she was into his large dick or whatever and due to my own circumstances it would make me depressed and I just wanted to wander out into the ocean but I’m too much of a coward for that so yeah, shit sucks and that’s life. Oh I later learned that apparently captain asshole was trying to get a couple of other girls on our trip to join them and that’s why he airdropped the vids but they didnt go for it.”
I don’t have much to say about this except it sucks when the girl you like is getting her insides restructured by a guy who will probably never have a bad day in his life. If you’re in the same boat as this poor sap, just know that there are girls out there who don’t care about penis size. I mean, not this girl, clearly, but other girls for sure.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
