“waitress from the damn chilis i thought she was cute and got her insta and we texted and i dropped the big D pic and that was all she wrote. It a numbers game boys u just gotta shoot your shot nonstop and they will bite”
If there’s one thing I know it’s that Chili’s waitresses are obsessed with black guys, so this guy was already coming into this with an advantage. Talking about “it’s a numbers game” like the size of his dick has nothing to do with it. If I had a huge cock I’d be eating at Chili’s too, but until there are some major advancements in penile surgery, I’ll stick with Outback.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
