“I will level with you I was part of a very mediocre band and we got a few gigs here and there but I was in no way under the illusion that we were going anywhere, yet there were still girls who would show up and fall in love with our music which was odd cause why were they so obsessed with us? but on the bright side they were easy lays and for 99% of the girls they’ve never had big dick before and went crazy when I would whip out my 9 inch wang. Fucked this girl in particular several times and I still forget her name.”
I guess this wannabe groupie became a big fan of “9 inch nails”, way to go. Most peoples’ bands suck ass, but they still get laid like no one’s business. A round of Jäger shots says this girl had some major father issues.
